What About Your Roommate Robbie?

As you put on a pair of socks, not wanting to go barefoot around your apartment, and frankly wanting to do something to get your mind off of how fucked up the world is now (somehow), you hear the toilet from the bathroom flushing and footsteps in the hall. That must be your roommate Robbie. You were so overwhelmed by all this weirdness that you totally forgot about him.

Hesitantly, you open your bedroom door and head to the kitchen, where you find Robbie making some coffee, but what is he like in this new weird world where the majority of people are homosexual? And how does he feel about you being straight?