Cheer her up

Making sure your clothes are all tucked and neat, you walk over to the sad girl in the orange dress. "Please, allow me to join you."

"Fine, have a seat," she says with little emotion.

"Please tell me why you seem so sad," you tell her.

"I just broke up with my boyfriend."

"Please tell me your name then please fill me in on the details of your breakup."

"Sherri with an i, and, if you must know, I broke up with him becuase I was tired of him neglecting me, and always insisting it that his ideas were better than mine. He tried to make me feel like I was not as smart as him or my ideas were never as good. Two years of my life."

"Please allow me to cheer you up," you tell Sherri.

She brightens up a bit. "How so?"

"Please spend the next few months not worrying about your break-up and just having fun sleeping and fucking around, both men and women."

"That sounds great!" she says cheerfully.

"It is. Please wait here." You get up and walk over to the girl with the fluffy mohawk.

"Please allow me to join you," you tell her.

"Fine," she says with a sigh. "Girly over there shoot you down? I don't think you'll have much luck here either."

You smile.

"Something funny?" she asks.

"Please tell me your name."

"Livonia. My friends call me 'Liv,' but you can call me Livonia."

"You have an intersting look: very fashion consciouns, unique."

"I am in the fashion business," she says.

"Please tell me how so."

"I work for a fashion magazine as an editor and blogger."

"Please tell me your sexuality."

"I swing both ways, but not with just any Tom, Dick, or Helen."

"You seem to have the finer tastes in lovers."

"Very true."

"Please believe me when I tell you you would love to have a man run his cock along your fluffy mohawk while slapping your forehead with his balls."

She considers it and nods.

"And see that young 'girly' in the orange dress?"

"Yes."

"Please allow her to be your lesbian dominatrix for the next three months. She's coming off a bad break-up and dominating a woman like you in the bedroom would be verey good for her. Please wait here."

"OK."

You go back to Sherri.