The Complaint Department

"Some slut is walking around in her panties!"

You turn and see a woman sitting outside the coffee shop. She's staring at the woman with the suspenders on her panties while complaining to someone on the phone.

You walk over to her. "Please hang up."

The woman hangs up.

"Please get aroused by seeing women in their panties."

"What, get out of here!" she says but she looks past you to get a glimpse of the woman before she turns a corner and heads out of sight.

"Please be obsessed with stealing and sniffing your friends' dirty panties. Please also be obsessed with giving rim jobs to women and men."

The woman looks at you. A lot of thoughts are now running through her head.

"If your female friends are not into you tonguing out their rectums, please try to get them drunk so when they pass out, you can tongue out their rectums. Finally, please get really turned on tonguing out sweaty rectums."

You head into the coffee shop, leaving the woman with her new obsessions.