Captain Jeffries

Radicek led me through a busy reception at the entrance to the 78th precinct. About half a dozen people were there all trying to talk at once to the Desk Sergeant, a weathered looking elderly man with a tighter uniform than would be practical. I surmised that he had put on some weight since it was issued.

Ahead of me, Radicek keyed in a secret PIN onto a keypad and led me through a nondescript door at the side of the room. This led onto an open plan office. Cops sat at laptops and tried to make sense of scraps of paper.

“Hey Radicek!” cried a voice from the back of the room. I identified it as a Latina girl in her mid 20s. We both looked over. “You’re late. The boss wants to see you!”

“Thanks Gabi.” Replied my escort grimly.

I called after her to the Latina, "Please come with us". She got up from her desk and looked a little more diminutive once on her feet. Somehow I couldn't see her tackling street thugs.

Radicek guided me to a cubicle office with drawn blinds. A tiny plaque on the door read CAPTAIN JEFFRIES. “Wait here”, she said, then knocked and went in. I ignored her and followed straight in at her back. Gabi dutifully trotted in at my heels. A tall powerful, full busted black woman in a purple jacket and white skirt stood behind her desk.

“Thank fuck you’re here eventually Radicek, the Assistant DA is breathing down our necks on process regarding last night. I…”, she stopped and realized I had followed the gorgeous blonde officer into her office. “Who the fuck…”? then looked at Radicek and the Latina for explanation for my presence, I turned to squint at the Latina's namebadge "Gabriella Medina".

I replied instead. "Hi, my name's Rick", I walked towards her hand outstretched with my biggest, cheesiest grin.

She looked at my hand like it was in the process of slapping puppies then back at me.

I carried on "Please don't hurt me or cause anyone else to hurt me. You too Gabi!", I turned over my shoulder.

"Ok", said the Captain slowly.

I decided to lay it on thick. "All three of you. Please like me," I said, "a lot. Please want the most of all just to make me happy." They started nodding as I continued. "Please believe that if I touch you anywhere its a great honor and that you should be delighted that you have been of interest to me. Please do anything that I ask of you to the best of your ability and be happy that you have served me".

"Of course." said the Captain, her earnest attention focused on me.

"Yes Rick." said Radicek with her eyes glistening with tears of adoration.

"What can I do for you? Please." asked the Latina.