MAID

You wiggle between every one to see the board. There are three glowing papers on the bottom of the board. You pull down the one in the middle.

Quest accepted: MAID - Sissy bitch needed to clean house reward food, training, new outfit.

Confused you didn't get a chance to decide, and it's too late. "Who took my quest," barked a loud demanding voice. You turn to find a large female knight. Her armor is plate mail, and she brandishes a great sword on her back. The Lizard man and the elf step aside, and she towers over you. "Awwww," the knight swoons. The knight picks you up like a doll, and strides out of the tavern to her stately manor. "I'm Mistress Swanhild," she informs as she strokes your hair softly. She is holding you with a vice like grip, and you are slowly losing mana.

Just before you run out of mana. She opens the door to her manor, and plops you down on the ground in front of her. You stand in bewilderment at the hoarder monstrous mess. A rat the size of a medium dog runs from one side of the room to the other. A large spider web covers a full third of the room. Not counting the mountain of garbage below the web. You quiver in fear at the things your going to fight to finish this quest.