The Suggestive Goddess, Sopor, and her priestess, Sumin Hitonemuri

{if Tips = 1}((TIPS: Sumin Hitonemuri wins fights using her god's hypnotic power. She's the type who isn't surprised by anything, so your best bet is to have a strong bond between Keiko and Katappashikara.

Vital stats: Power, Faith

Bad stats: Sin, Body)){endif}

Oh hey! You found a name you knew on here... It's that famous Ray-V hypnotist, Sopor! To be honest, you weren't aware that she was a goddess with a dimension under her command, but still, as a full-time couch potato, you were kind of excited about the idea of meeting someone you knew from the tube! Besides that, she always seemed very personable on Ray-V... not to mention kind of hot. If you don't know most of these other names, why not at least pick a goddess who will give you some eye candy to munch on here in the God Box? You read out the name of the challenged: "The Suggestive Goddess, Sopor, and her priestess, Sumin Hitonemuri."

The crowd evidently shared your opinions on the celebrity, because they cheered readily when you shared the name, clapping their hands and chanting "Sopor, Sopor!" Hey... It hit you for the first time... You're on Ray-V right now! They're like a cheering studio audience and you're about to share the stage with a celebrity! Haven't you made it to the big time?!

Okay, maybe a literal god with command over a dimension of his own shouldn't be so excited about appearing on a Ray-V show. But still!

The lights went dim in the arena (quite a feat, considering the whole place was illuminated by the nearby sun gleaming off of innumerable gold tiles and pillars). A red ray, like a laser more than a spotlight, began to shine down in the God Box next to you and swirl outward from its position. Just as you were afraid that you were about to be shot by some kind of satellite cannon, the figure of a woman slowly faded into view. She was pink skinned... not human pink, but almost bubblegum pink, with a cherry red blazer and mini-skirt on that showed a dynamite body, the perfect hourglass figure that was hard even for gods to obtain. Her long legs were completely bare, ending in white pumps, and short gloves on either hand matched the color. Instead of a business tie, she wore a sort of bolo tie, with a brooch containing a large, open eye. Her hair was a deep purple-black and extremely long, with bangs that hid her eyes completely behind a shadow, and purple lipstick framing a persistent show-lady smile. Some parts of her demeanor reminded you of Mila Minute, just a bit...

You kind of wished she was a priestess too... seeing her stripped was the stuff of a lot of gods' fantasies.

"Hey there, Blue Boy," she spoke with a grin, crossing one leg over the other as she took her seat with her arms crossed beneath her sizable breasts. It was just like she takes a seat on her show! "Thanks for giving me some more Kami Kurabe screen time! I'll make it worth your while~" Well, that sounded just excellent. Maybe you'd finally lucked out for once with picking an opponent...

The MC, Mila Minute, took the stage down in the arena next; it sort of felt like this particular edition of the Kami Kurabe was going to have two hostesses. "Weeeelcome to another edition of the most must-see, rock-em-sock-em priestess battling sports entertainment in all of the dimensions! Welcome to... presented by KAMICORP... Kaaaamiiiii Kuraaaaaabeeeeee!" she announced, seeming especially fired up. Maybe she felt like she had to compete with the other Ray-V hostess in the room... "We'll start as always with the challenger! He's got the goofiest name in all of god-kind and his lofty ambitions don't match his work ethic! His motto: "leave me out of it!" Iiiiit's Katappashikara!"

Well, that was rude. You liked your birth-name as much as if you'd picked it yourself! As usual, she handed you the floor for a moment to say something. Ordinarily, you wouldn't say anything, but you felt like you should tell Sopor you were just happy to be on the stage with her.

"A fan! How nice," Sopor smiled, possibly fluttering her eyelashes... but there was no way to tell due to those bangs. It was another charm point, you thought in your mind. Anyone who's not a Sopor-head like you wouldn't get it. Come to think of it... you were starting to wonder why you hadn't ever seen anyone challenge Sopor in the Kami Kurabe before, if her name's on the list?

"Next out, the priestess who says, 'ya'd better enjoy this Kami Kurabe cause it's the last one you're gonna get,' it's Keiko Fukeikeeeeen!"

Keiko came out next. Unlike you, she didn't seem star-struck at all upon seeing Sopor. Oh, that's right... You remembered they didn't have Ray-V on your earth. She noticed the stupid smile on your face, at any rate, and narrowed her eyes meaningfully, reminding you that whatever had you feeling so good... whether it was the sexy goddess beside you or something else... you needed to have your head in the game.

"Now, to the challenged! Her stated goal: "to supply the right motivation!" Now there's a carrot and stick for ya! You know her from The Late-Night Insomniac Hour with Sopor, iiiit's... Sopoooor! Say a couple of words for us!"

The other lady gave a pleasant wave to the audience as the camera panned around her. She seemed as made for the camera as you did not. "Thanks, Mila. It's just an honor to be here. Let's give another big hand to Katappashikara, the rare challenger who doesn't mind using their wits in a game like this," she chuckled, leading the audience in applause. You felt your blue blush... darker blue, for a moment, as you rubbed the back of your head bashfully. Then, you began to ponder again why her challengers were so rare and why you needed your wits... As you wondered this, you watched her hands, beating a steady rhythm, and noticed for the first time two ear-rings, decorated like eyes themselves... you couldn't see her own eyes, but those two were swinging back and forth with a strange, transfixing, almost practiced metronome...

"Finally, the priestess!"

Dang... Suddenly, you didn't really care. You're right up here with Sopor, right? Was her priestess going to be more of a bombshell than she was? That didn't seem possible, right?

It's probably fine if you just keep watching Sopor for a while. What was the other girl's name? Crap... Mila just yelled it while you were distracted... and you saw it on that scroll earlier and even read it off, but now it's slipped your mine completely.

Absent-mindedly, you pondered, as a big-time Sopor-head, if you had ever seen the goddess wear these earrings before... They were quite stunning, but somehow a little eerie at the same time. A unique sense of fashion that lady had, to be sure... Whatever the case, you were feeling amazingly at ease with this match compared to the previous one.

Alright, alright... Time to focus on the match! Bring on that priestess! You slapped your cheeks to get yourself back in it.