...when two become one (pair of mother-son fuckers)

"Fuck. Shit." I said, looking at pamphlets detailing the usual EDP stuff. I guess that Japanese chick was pregant now. Neat. "Mom, it says here that some EDPs, or three-hourers or whatever the fuck we're called... it says that they have trouble adjusting to ****! Screw that! I'm going to fuck you as soon as we get home. And Gina, and Trixie, and Carmen, and Aunt Maeve and..."

"That's great, sweetie," Mom said from the front seat. "I'll make sure your sisters, and my sister, knows about the situation." I could see in her eyes, through the mirror, that she was not having this, but I didn't care. I jumped forward and squeezed her large breasts. She tried to stop herself veering into another car. "Nathaniel, please," she chastised me, "If you're going to get handsy, I can pull this car over and you can fuck me in the back. Otherwise, let me drive and we can fuck at home."

"Sorry," I said, before looking at the highly graphic pamphlet featuring a twin brother and sister fucking each other in a crowded hospital room. I pulled out my cock and began masturbating without abandon, noticing my mother attempting not to watch me do this in the back of her SUV.

It was only a thirty minute drive, but I probably came twice thinking about those twins, and my twins (twin sisters) at least. I'm going to record me some twincest tonight!

She parked the car in front of the garage and exited, as I raced out the side and caught up to her halfway up the path. I'm a little out of shape, so it took me a minute. I pulled her towards me and began kissing and caressing my own mother in a very unmotherly way.

"Woah, sweetie," she said, pushing off of me and my attempt at a french kiss. "Let's go inside." She was looking around to see if any neighbors saw. "It's going to take a minute for everyone to get used to this." The door opened, and there was Tom.

Tom, the bane of my existence. He was mom's boyfriend, some ad exec five years younger than her (and fifteen years older than me), Tom was always trying to be nice and helpful and kind. And I fucking hated his guts. "You okay there, buddy?" he said as I continued to manhandle my mother, his fiancee. "I'm not your buddy, friend," I snorted at my own joke as I pushed past him.

As I rushed downstairs, Tom consoled Mom. "It's true, then, Nancy. He's actually an EDP?" She just nodded.

"When he finishes fucking me, and then his sisters, and the neighborhood girls, he'll probably move on to somewhere exotic. Nathan'll never get married, I'm sure of it, but he'll make me a grandmother at least. Several times over."

"That's a plus," said Tom, looking on the bright side of losing his life partner for a while. I was in the basement gathering up supplies. While I always fantasized about fucking mom down here, it was too disgusting and unsanitary. So I'll just use her room. That'll be my room now. So I grabbed some lube, my pink fuzzy handcuffs, threw out my unused condoms (they wouldn't work on me anyway), grabbed some more Diet Dew, and my Japanese body pillow. It's not a waifu. I'm not silly. But I did like sleeping with it. And she's had several cleanings.

So I gathered the supplies and tossed them off to Tom. "Take these upstairs. I'm going to fuck mom in her room."

"Okay," he said, being careful with the pillow. I grabbed my digital camcorder and tripod as mom frowned but followed us upstairs.

I cracked open another Dew as Tom managed the camera and Mom stood there looking dumb. "Repeat your full name and start stripping."

"Umm... okay... N-Nancy Dawn Briggs. Maiden name Young." She took off her pants as I slipped off mine. In the corner of the video frame was a photo of my family, from ten years ago before dad died. There he was, Big Nick, with my mom, my brother Little Nick, then seventeen, sixteen-year-old me, when I was just portly and not nearly obese, the twins, Gina and Trixie (then 10), and eight-year-old Carm. I thought about how much we all grew up over the years... even though I had pretty much the same lifestyle and friends from ten years ago.

"Nathan, sweetie, are you okay?" My mother stood there naked as Tom held a cold compress to my head. "I think I blacked out... fuck, Mom, you're hot!"

She had taken my briefs off in attempt at 'healing' me, but now just smiled in relief, as I lied down on my body pillow and she uneasily climbed atop of me. My penis was erect and nestled between her nethers. "Are you ready, baby?"

"You know it!", and with that the camera zoomed in as Mom engulfed my cock with her cunt. My second time was my best time as I had a woman who was actually somehow aroused at having sex with me. Maybe she was thinking of Tom or Dad or who the fuck knows. George Clooney maybe. I was thinking of her. And that was enough as I kneaded her ass, rubbed her large breasts, and she bent down to give me a proper french kiss.

It was heaven, and after the obligatory seven minutes (a new record!) I came for the seventh or eighth time today. I hugged my pillow tight as Mom frowned and the camera turned off.