Bleach: A God is born

Author's note: You think you're reading this page, but...

Soul Society, Soul King's Place.

A woman was sitting on the throne. Behind her, there was a large golden crystal. She was very pretty, but the most noticeable thing on wasn't her face, but her belly: she was heavily pregnant. In fact, her belly was so large that she's almost immobilized.

In front of her, an old, bald man with a long scar on his face bowed his head:

"Her Majesty, Yhwach has been sealed."

"Captain-Commander Yamamoto, you did a good job. You are the only one who's capable of such a feat."

"Her Majesty, any captain in my place can complete the job as good as me."

"You don't have to be modest. In thousands of years, no Shinigami was born to rival you in strength."

"Her Majesty, even if it's true, it will longer be the truth after the prince is born."

The woman gently rubbed her belly, smiled and said: "He has stayed in my womb for a decade. Who knows how long before..."

Suddenly, her expression changed.

"Her Majesty, what's wrong?"

"My water... has broken. He is... coming..."

The old man called Yamamoto turned and shouted loudly: "Kirinji! Her Majesty is in labor! Gather the medical team!"

You awoke in a dark place, wrapped in a warm fluid. Then suddenly everything around you spun like in a vortex.

"Her Majesty, I see he's crowning! Push harder!"

"AHHHH!"

The bright light temporarily made you blind. You hear a girl's voice: "Congratulations, Her Majesty, the prince is a healthy boy."

Then a woman's weak voice sounded: "Bring him to me."

You're wrapped in a warm blanket. The woman who's holding you said to somebody:

"Ichibe Hyosube, The Monk Who Calls the Real Name, please name my child."

A bald monk with a large beard appeared: "Her Majesty, this is my honor."

He swung a large brush, did some strange ritual, then said:

"Her Majesty, the name for His Highness is... Sosuke Aizen."

Author's note: ...since when were you under the impression that I'm writing this?