Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea) / Aliyah Hamidi (Ex-Best Friend)

Your name is Zack Plummer, and it had been months since you'd last seen Aliyah.

It wasn't so long ago that the two of you were inseparable. Like you she was a passionate nerd, and in the early days of your friendship you would spend most evenings just hanging out and playing video games at her place - until her devout Muslim parents forbid you from coming around anymore, that is.

Aliyah wasn't like them, though. Being native-born and fully Americanized, she tended to chafe at parental decisions like enforced hijab-wearing and boy banishment. So she continued to hang out with you after school against their wishes, but - for one reason or another - her family abruptly moved halfway across the country last summer. You never even got a chance to say goodbye.

The first semester of senior year has been lonelier without her, not to mention much less stimulating. Aliyah had been a chubby girl, but she had the figure of a goddess: broad hips, plump lips, a fat ass and tits the size of overripe honeydews. If not for her glasses and self-inflicted lack of popularity you're certain she would have been the focal point of all kinds of male attention - instead, the only guy ogling her on the regular was you... And, to your great regret, ogling is as far as it ever went.

...But today, all that would change.

You arrive home from work to find a large package sitting outside your apartment door. Confused, you unlock the door and push the package inside until it's sitting in the middle of your living room. A cursory glance at the package's label reveals the name of the sender: Aliyah Hamidi.

"Strange..." you mutter, marvelling at the size of the box. It had been months since the two of you had talked - why had she sent you something so big after all this time? Curiosity guides you to your utensil drawer, where you retrieve a pair of scissors to aid you in the great unveiling of the mystery item.

You strip away tape and cardboard to reveal a white, ovular container. A note has been taped to its gleaming exterior, obviously written by Aliyah herself; you can tell by the elegant, looping penmanship.

"Dear Zack," it begins:

"I'm sorry for not writing sooner. I've been kind of a mess since we left. I'm sorry for not saying goodbye, but I felt like I wasn't strong enough. Just like I wasn't strong enough to tell you this:

I love you.

I think I always have. You were always there for me. You did things with me and made me feel special... And I never wanted it to stop. But my parents won't be happy until I choose somebody THEY like. I know that now. So as much as it hurts, I am asking you to forget about the girl you knew.

I can't help but be a little selfish, though... I always wondered how you thought about me. Did you see me as more than a friend? ...Did you fantasize about me? I thought that, even if I couldn't be a part of your life, you deserved a way to explore those feelings. So here she is!

Yours always,

Aliyah

P.S: Remember that one time I asked who your favorite video game girl was? ;)"

Looking over the note fills you with a heady mixture of sorrow and arousal, but most of all it leaves you wondering exactly what Aliyah had been talking about - what did she mean about offering a "way to explore" your feelings for her? You aren't quite sure, but a discrete button on the side of the futuristic-looking container seems to hold the promise of an answer; you press it.

The container slides open with a hiss, dispensing clouds of cold vapour so thick that they quickly obscure your living room floor. Several seconds elapse before you can even see inside the container, but what you find within is well worth the wait; it's none other than Elizabeth - the main female character from Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea, and your greatest fictional crush - curled up naked and in the fetal position!

Even in her compact state it's clear that her physical dimensions are as unrealistic as ever, (a skinny hourglass figure with DDD's) but seeing a body like that before you instead of up on a screen is almost surreal! Your eyes scan her exterior for a giveaway - any indication that that what you're seeing is somehow false - but everything from her closed, long-lashed eyelids down to her dainty toes seems indiscernable from the real thing.