Love Dolls: Evolved

Love Dolls: Evolved

Synthetically Yours

Chapter 1 by Etcetera Etcetera

Thank you for your interest in Love Dolls: the customizable companion you deserve!

Over the last several years we’ve been hard at work refining our flagship product. Say goodbye to the shiftless, rubbery statues of yesteryear - the modern Love Doll is fleshy, fun and, most importantly, fulfilling!

...But don’t just take our word for it. Consider this: in only a few short years, marriages between human and Love Doll spouses have come to encompass 10% of all legally-recognized unions within the United States... And, even more spectacularly, not a single one of these unions has ever ended in divorce!

In this hectic modern age, why invest in a partner who WON’T meet your every need? Love Dolls rely on the most advanced artificial neural network in existence to accomplish just that; whether they’re behaving in line with your custom mental specifications, those of a celebrity or fictional character - or even scraping the neurochip data of your friends and family in order to replicate their personalities - Love Dolls are sure to capture exactly the cognitive traits you’re looking for... And if they don’t, almost any mental trait can be adjusted on a scale between 0 and 10 with the use of voice commands.

Now, as important as brainpower may be, we can’t neglect to mention the physical! Each Love Doll’s exterior is machine-moulded to support any likeness or physical trait our customers desire, no matter how fantastical. Despite their human-like fleshiness our products are guaranteed to never sag or lose their shape in the face of all but the most demanding of use cases, and bodily functions, (such as eating, sweating, evacuating, etc) as well as physical sensitivity can be adjusted by voice command in the same manner as mental traits.

If you weren’t already assured of a Love Doll’s superiority to human partners, their suite of erotic capabilities should sway you! Unbound by the limits of human anatomy, Love Dolls can participate in sex acts previously considered impossible: they are capable of contorting their bodies in ways that would cripple a human; every one of their passages and orifices can be stretched to allow for penetration, (including the nipples, cervix and urethra) and the digestive system of a Love Doll is simplified to allow for full-body penetration from mouth to anus, if desired. Best of all, each Love Doll comes pre-loaded with bioengineered human genetic material that corresponds to their appearance and mental traits, allowing customers to breed or be bred by their Love Doll companions if they so choose!

So, what are you waiting for? Complete the questionnaire below and finalize your order TODAY!

Due to a higher-than-anticipated volume of demand, we are authorizing the purchase of only one Love Doll per household at this time. Product may be delivered in-box or primed for interaction at a prearranged location at the customer’s option. Bear in mind that your Love Doll will initially behave EXACTLY as stated on your registration form. Products lack the ability to flee or seriously harm their purchaser but are more than capable of causing a public disturbance if treated in a way that interacts negatively with their mental programming; please enjoy responsibly.

Question 1: Are you looking for a Custom model, or something from our Basic line of products?

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