The return of the Queens.

"Whooo!!!!" Karen belts out as she nearly takes a tumble before you rush to hold her up. "What a fffffffucking great night!!" She is blasted, and you could light her breath from the vodka fumes. She's carrying her shoes, and she seems to have misplaced her hosiery. Her legs shine in the pale moonlight. {if KaylaClub = 1
}Kayla stumbles out behind her, not much more coherent.{endif
}
Jenna {if Zoe2Plan = 1
}is {else
} and Zoe are{endif
} laughing as {if Zoe2Plan = 1
}she {else
}Jenna {endif
} pays the driver. "That was so much fun!" {if Jenna < 31
}Her gaze falls on you, and her face sours into a frosty expression. She's still pissed. God damn it.
"Did you have a good time?"
"Yes, dear." she then heads inside with Zoe, giggling about the evenings ups and downs, and leaves you to carry the **** Karen in by yourself.
You bring Jenna to the couch, pulling a wastebasket under her face. "SSSank you, Jmmmes..." she squeezes your ass, and you yelp. "Sorry... wrong spot..."
"Why is she pissed, Karen?"
{if KaylaInvite = 1
}
"She thinksss you're fucking...that Kayla woman..." She tries and fails to sit up.
"What?!" {if KaylaSexLvl > 2
} You break out into a cold sweat. How could she know? {else
} You can't believe your ears. {endif
}
"Thass what she said at the club, James.{else
}"Beats, tha fuckk outta me, James. {endif
} You should..fff... you should know...she wass flirting pretty hard with a couple of guys there, and I think she got a few phone numberss..."
Your face is hot. You can't believe what you're hearing.
"She wouldn't..."
"Of course! Of course..." Karen burps a little, and puts her hand to her mouth. "False alarmmm.... You better do something, James... suck her toes, or buy her flowers or something."
{if KaylaInvite = 1
}
{if KaylaSexLvl <2}{if TaraSexLvl <2}"I didn't fucking do anything! I'm not going to apologize for doing nothing!"{elseif RileySexLvl > 1
}
"I didn't do anything with Kayla!" With Kayla. "I'm just trying to be a good guy!" I'm a daughter-fucking bastard... {else
}"I didn't do anything with Kayla!" With Kayla. "I'm just trying to be a good guy!" ...but not succeeding. {endif
}{else
}"Well, I don't know what she expects, I'm not going to make up for something I'm not doing." The lie rings loud in your ears. {if KaylaRebuffed = 1} You did the right thing, you thought. {endif
}{endif
}{else
} "I didn't do anything." {if JxJReadEnd = 1
} You're actually boiling right now. Jenna's the one fooling around, and now she's pissed at you? What the fuck?!{endif
}
"Well, whether you're on the straight and narrow is irrelevant, Jameson. She's pissed and half-convinced herself... I've never seen her flirt that hard. {endif}You better do sumthin...." With that, she slides down onto the couch, and within seconds, starts snoring.
{else
} Jenna runs up to plant a kiss on your cheek. "Hey baby!" She's giggling like a girl. {if JxJLater = 1
}You guess the **** is helping her forget what happened this morning.{endif
} {If Zoe2Plan = 1
}{elseif Zoe3Plan = 1
} Zoe gives you a knowing smile as she walks past, and then one to Jenna. "I'm going to...change... I'll see you in a bit?"
"Hell yeah, girl." Jenna laughs mischievously. {else
}
"I'm going to go puke and shower!" Zoe announces, heading inside. {endif
}{if RileySexLvl >1
} You try very hard to rid your mind of {if RileySexLvl > 2
} the terrible thing you've done. {else
} what Riley did, and what she's planning. {endif
}{endif
}{if KaylaClub = 1} You and Jenna each take one of the plastered ladies, helping them inside. "That was a blazzt...!" Kayla yells in your ear.
"So much fun...." Jenna agrees. {else
}You and Jenna help Karen inside. Rather than try for the stairs, you bring her to the couch, laying her down with a wastebasket under her. {endif
}
"give me everything toniiiiight...." your drunk sister-in-law warbles out of key as you and Jenna laugh. {if KaylaClub = 1
}You lay Kayla on the loveseat, and Jenna lays Karen on the couch. "I think Kayla needs to sleep it off here, James."
"Yeah, definitely."{endif
}
"Where's Jack? He never came back after dropping you off."
Jenna rolls her eyes, pulling a bottle of water from the fridge. When she bends over, her short dress rides up, {if JxJCool = 1
} and you do a bit of a double take: she's not wearing panties. Did she go without them...or lose them at the club? Which is worse? {else
} and you get a nice shot of her thong as it tightly hugs her snatch. {endif
}"He met up with some of his new coworkers, and got sloshed, so he's sleeping it off at one of their houses." She turns.
"Better than driving drunk, I suppose." {if FoursomePlan = 1
}You lean close. "No Jack, and Karen's wasted. Maybe we put our plan into action another night?"
Jenna nods, though her face looks disappointed. "Soon, baby. I was working her good tonight. She'll definitely be down."
She gives you a wet kiss.
"Okay, drunkie. Let's get you to bed." {elseif Zoe3Plan = 1
}"So..." you muse, thinking about Zoe's text and the little exchange outside. "I just want to say that I don't know what Zoe's told you...." Jenna starts giggling, and her face is reddening.
"She... she clued me in." Jenna approaches slowly, and you can see that she's breathing heavily.
"Well that makes one of us..." Jenna reaches you and kisses you sensually, if a little sloppily. Her hands fish down the front of your shorts.
"Help me pour {if KaylaClub = 1
}my sister {else
} this drunk bitch {endif
}into bed, then we'll tell you all about it, baby."{else} {endif
}
{endif
}