Rule 7: ‘Fuck’

• ‘Rule 7: Since you seem to like cursing so much, why don’t we make a rule out of it? From now on, you’ll say ‘fuck’ at random moments, anytime you talk to someone. And to make it easier to follow this one, I automated the process. You’re welcome.’

Raging with frustration, you grab the two untouched burgers and mash them in the bin.

‘Fuck.’ You hear yourself say.

Could this day get any worse?