Gardening planet Viridi

|SARAH|

I stood up dazed, I was **** off of the large high-tech dildo attached to my flight chair the Captain calls a penetration activated control stick during our rough landing. "Captain Where are we," I said looking at the monitor, it only displayed weird green structures. "How the hell should I know Cameron was. In charge of navigations" Captain replied angrily. I looked over at my boyfriend, ex-boyfriend... It's complicated, unfortunately for him, he was using the omnidirectional sensing unit. This device is basically a high-tech dildo you give a blow job to so the ship sends out a pulse to tell what's around it in all directions. The crash must have **** him to deepthroat it for too long causing him to pass out. "Well, I cant ask him, Staychia what's our current local and coordinates." [We are currently located in the Sauris sector on the planet Viridi. My databanks are not up to date on this planet so the only information I am able to provide is that it hosts large amounts of plant life.] Okay, note to self remind the captain to update the ship's data.

"Alright, Sarah you try and wake up Cameron I'm going to try and power the ship off planet" Captain ordered. "Aye, Aye," I said in reply. I went to wake up Cameron. I pulled his mouth off the needless lude device with a pop. "Wake up" I gave him a quick slap to the face to hurry along the process as I dude so the ship burst to life struggling to lift itself off the planet. "Wha- what's going on," Cameron said being shocked awake. "You do know you can just use your hand on that thing right, I'm starting to think you just like the feeling of a cock in your mouth," I reply. "Shut up it's just easier to multitask if you do it this way." As he finished saying that the ship slammed back down to the face of the planet. "Fuck these dumb vines grew over our ship now it cant get off the ground, Sarah, Cameron come with me we have to cut off these stupid plants," Captain ordered looking like she was either about to punch something or fuck something. Who am I kidding she usually does both.