The Whorish Elf

You eyes followed as the blonde elf walked around, turning many heads not just yours. She grabbed two mugs and quickly downed them without a second thought, which made you raise a brow to her immediately. She started to talk with some of the men using many lewd hand motions as she told a story you couldn't hear. The men all had bellowing laughs as she at one point, as a punchline, using her hands to show a clear fisting story, all the while you sat back and enjoyed the show she put on. Finally as she made her way to the back of the tavern with her fair share of drinks you got up and made your way over to her. She spotted you immediately as you entered her vicinity, "Oi! I know you, you're the bloke who killed the Herald, ain't cha?!" She said in a surprisingly thick accent, though not unpleasant.

You tried to get a read on her, seeing if that question came from curiosity or anger. By the time you got to her table you couldn't tell either way so you just answered truthfully. "Yes, I was the one to take the Herald down. Names Aedan Cousland, though most just call me Warden." You said as you pulled out a chair next to her,

"Warden... Oh fuck me! You're that Hero too, the one that ended the blight!" She said with a toothy smile, "Figures you'd be the one to kill the Herald, don't know many blokes who could get that job done. I mean I was there when took on a fortress of you Warden's, he didn't seem to worried about you guys then. Guess that was his mistake, eh!" She said with a loud laugh,

"You must be Sera then, Bull was telling me about you." You said with a little sly smile,

"Oh really! What'd he say about me?" She asked as she rested her cheek on her hand,

"Well...he said some rather-" You said with a little grimace, he wasn't exactly singing praises, more spinning jokes and insults,

"Spit it out!" She exclaimed as you danced around an answer,

"He called you a crazy knife ear, who's voice sounded like a Mabari fucking a Darkspawn." You replied trying to hold back you laugh,

"He what! Oh, that big grey cunt!" She said angrily,

"But quite clearly!" You exclaimed stopping her from getting up, "He was wrong."

She let out a warm smile, "Oh look at you, trying to butter me up." She said with a cheeky grin,

"Well, I have to do my best. Whatever gets those lips around my cock." You said bluntly and crassly to her.

She let out a laugh, "I like you, you don't give a fuck, you just do and say what you like!" As he laugh slowly faded, "But Warden, afraid I don't sail those waters." She added on,

"Sail those waters?" You returned with a confused look,

She let out a sigh and rolled her eyes, "I love cunt not cock! Get it? It's a shame too, I'd be licking your little tight cunt right on the table is you was a girl." She said simply as she took a swig from her mug. You sat a little dumbfounded, you hadn't really seen that coming. Of course, with the thrones power you could always just make her love your cock.