The Orrrible Snake Lady? Weird Right?!

It all went faster than most could follow, but from what {in} could tell, the window burst and in the room flew a black bundle of cloth. A loud voice rang out of the bundle while it continued its path in the middle of the room. "Beautiful Special Jounin, Anko, arriving!", the unmistakable female voice yelled loudly, ensuring that everyone heard her.

Then, the cloth twisted, revealing the shape of a woman inside as she turned in midflight and threw two kunai to the ceiling, which was attached to the cloth. Then, she landed gracefully and turned around, the cloth now covering Ibiki and it had the words 'Second exam, sexy teacher Mitarashi Anko." written on it.

The woman stood now in front of the stumped Genin. She had short, purple hair and wore a long trench coat, shorts, and a fishnet top underneath. Wait, was she even wearing a bra? Shisui couldn't help but look closer to her cleavage, which, by all means, was rather impressive. He could also see a few of his male peers doing the same, and some of the girls even Temari also looked a bit more closely than they should. "Listen up you brats, this is the second exam! And I'm it's proctor", the woman pulled all of them back into reality with that announcement.

"You're too early. I still wasn't done with my announcement.", Ibiki said from behind the curtain that now covered him.

The woman groaned and waved Ibiki off as he stepped next to her."Ah, zip it, Ibiki! Nobody wants to hear that anyway.", she said bluntly before looking at the gathered crowd of Genin who had passed his first test. She smirked as she scanned the number. "Wow, your exam failed, there are way too many people still here. Let's see... 72 people, that means 24 teams. Heh, I bet you're all confident that you're gonna make it, huh?", she addressed the young ninja.

"Let me tell you something, tomorrow might be the last day for some of you. Because tomorrow, we will go to the Forest of ****!!!", she announced triumphantly as if she got a kick out of the idea that some of them would die there... maybe she even did.

Of course, that announcement made the Genin somewhat nervous. "Th-That's just a name, right? I mean, a Forest can't be deathly, right? Right?", a timid young Genin from Kusagakura that sat in the first row asked the Genin next to him.

Anko had overheard his question and stepped in front of him. "Oho, good question. The forest will be the real test, but I will explain more tomorrow. But you better believe me when I tell you that I'm sure that at least half of you will not pass that test! Heck, wouldn't even surprise me if you all died in there if you stare at me like that!", she declared loudly before laughing to herself.

Shisui watched the woman walk up and down the aisles of the room, apparently trying to get a good look at every single Genin present. Eventually, when she had returned to the front, she addressed the Genin one last time. "Anyway, better show up at the gates tomorrow at noon. Now, time's a-wasting' people, let's go!". And with that, she disappeared in a poof of leaves.

The tense atmosphere of the exam now slowly vanished along with the Jounin as well, and one by one, the teams left the room, either returning to their lodgings, their sensei for advice or training for the rest of the day.

After walking a few blocks a little kid with brown hair and a blue scarf around his neck ran into Kankuro. soon after Naruto showed up and step in, "Yo Konohomaru, can't you keep out of trouble for once while I'm not around?", Naruto asked, getting the attention of all present and

The boy seemed to brighten at his being there. "Boss! You're just in time to help me!".

A blonde looking girl walked up a questioning look. "Hey Naruto, why did that kid call you boss?", she asked him straight out.

Grinning as he rubbed the back of his head a bit, Naruto explained: "Well, you see Ino, I kinda watched and taught him a bit about being a ninja the day we had graduation, so he kind of took to calling me boss after that...". Nodding her head a bit, Ino wondered what he had taught the boy. Then again it was probably best not to ask.

"Hey, who are you?", Kankuro asked rudely.

making Naruto grin "Just a couple Genin passing by. But I wouldn't keep doing that to Konohamaru there. See, he's the grandson of the third Hokage and unless you want to be kicked out of the exam and maybe worse, I'd put him down.", Naruto warned. Clenching his teeth in frustration, Kankuro complied and set the boy back on his feet.

The very moment his feet touched the ground, Konohomaru rushed over to Naruto and his friends before sticking his tongue out at the Kankuro. "That brat's getting on my nerves again!" He said.

but Temari apparently had another idea's as she smacked the back of his head. "No Kankuro, we're going back to the hotel now!", she demanded and grudgingly he listened.

"Yeah yeah, I get it, you got lucky, punk!", he said as he turned to walk away.

Shaking her head, the girl turned her attention to Naruto's group. "Hey, sorry about my idiot brother, his temper gets the best of him at times.", the girl said, making Naruto wave it off. "No harm done. I'm Naruto Uzumaki and these are my friends, Ino Yamanaka and Kiba Inuzuka. What's your name?", he asked after introducing them.

"My name's Temari and my idiot brother, as you can guess, is Kankuro. and the guy leaning against the fence is my boyfriend Shisui Uchiha II he's actually from this village" Temari said with a smile.

Ino seeing her childhood best friend and crush again ran over to Shisui and gave him a big hug "oh my god I thought you died with your parents when Itachi killed the Uchiha clan" Ino said still hugging Shisui.

"No Itachi let me live, but my uncle sent me to the Hidden Sand Village just to be safe" Shisui said.

"Wait so you're a member of the Uchiha clan. and who is your uncle" asked Naruto.

"yes, I'm a member of the Uchiha clan, and my uncle is Kakashi." Shisui said as he pulled away from Ino and walked over to Temari. Naruto just stood there with his mouth open.

Temari and Shisui started walking away before Kiba called out. "Hey Temari, I have a question. Who's that other guy on your team, your brother?", he asked.

Almost freezing on the spot, Temari was silent for a moment before answering. "Yes, my youngest brother Gaara. Please all of you do me a favor: Stay away from him!", Temari said before looking back at them with a serious face. "He won't hesitate to kill you.", Temari warned before walking off, making the group of leaf ninja looking at each other.