Steve goes, and meets someone unusual.

"Can you go honey, I'm still changing." Jan leaned around the door of the closet wearing almost nothing at all. Evidently she'd decided against her initial outfit choices.

Steve hurried down the stairs, still carrying the wine and his phone. Tucking the bottles under one arm, he reached out to open the door, expecting an Amazon guy. He looked around for somewhere to put the stuff down as the door swung open.

"Do you need me to sign anything buddy? I've got my hands full here. Hold on."

"Greetings, human-friend. I do not think signing is yet in order, we have discussed no treaties yet."

Steve's eyes shot back towards the rich, singing voice. Its owner stood, framed by the door in evening sunlight. He blinked.

Before him was a slender, tall woman, clad in a silvery waistcoat and dark blue Aladdin pants. Her dark hair was braided and coiled into complex patterns that spilled over her bare shoulders, with a glint of opal or sapphire here and there from small gems woven in. His gaze wandered over her lithe form, slightly dazzled by the luminous appearance of her bluish skin in the warm sun in a way that reminded him of the moon at twilight. His roving eye faltered; the deep cleavage on display captivating his attention. The almost-glow of her skin and glitter of her jacket served to emphasise the area of shadow between her breasts.

"I am the Duchess Roseia al-Töani Ga Lameril. My tribe is known to the other Elven clans as the Yndol-Fameni which translates into your language - somewhat clumsily - as 'Moon People.'" Her dark eyes glittered and blue lips creased as she spoke. Dimples appeared fleetingly in her smooth cheeks her wide, flat nose wrinkled slightly at the bridge in time with her facial movements. She had an exotic beauty that put Steve in mind of a jaguar, despite the intense paleness of her skin. "My father the Duke has dispatched me to your world as our ambassador, to seek a mutual respect and accord, to establish a partnership that crosses the borders of our worlds, and to promote the Peace of the Moon wherever her light may shine."

"Um, hello. My name is Steve, um, Richards. This is... my house?"