"Unbutton your shirt to show some cleavage." That should make her knock it off.

"Alright then, Alice." You spoke coyly, knowing that you'll be having the last laugh after this. "Disconnect the top two buttons on your shirt and show me your cleavage."

She may be comfortable enough to give you her bra, but even she had to have drawn the line somewhere for this joke.

"Sure." Alice proceeded to prove you wrong as she unbuttoned her top a bit and stuck her chest out to show off her middle valley. As she does so, she kept both of her hands to cover her nips, unintentionally (or maybe intentionally) holding her boobs up.

"Guh..." It was at this point where your mind officially went kaput and went into restoration mode as you stared at her ta-tas.

There is absolutely no way that this is actually happening.

"Jeez, at least try to be subtle when you're staring..." Alice shyly muttered, looking away from you with a blush.

Why is she the one acting shy and blushing?! That should be your role right now, what the hell is going on?!

No, this is still just her trying to keep the joke going. She's trying to get a rise out of you, make you the one to chicken out first. That's gotta be it. You're not gonna stand for that. You're the one who makes the perverted jokes in this relationship, and you will not have your honor undermined by your female friend!

She has to draw the line somewhere, and once you reach that line, you will be victorious!

You shake your head one more time to stop getting distracted by her wonderful breasts. Then, you spoke with complete utter confidence in your voice. "Alright, if you're gonna be like that, then let's see how long you'll last. I want you to undress your shirt, and shove your my face between your boobs, right here, right now!"

By the way her cheeks are blushing twice as red as before, you realize that you finally got to her!

"What's wrong? The request too much for you to handle?" You smirked, as she fidgets in place. It was obvious that she wouldn't ever do something like that, not even in your wildest dreams had she ever done something so provocative-

You feel your head being pulled forward and against something soft, cushy, and warm.

"Is this alright?" She asked in an embarrassed tone, hugging your face in between her huge mammaries. "If you need anything else, just let me know."

What.
What?
WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT-

Not able to handle the sudden shock of your long time platonic best friend LITERALLY shoving your face into her boobs, you quickly tried to push yourself out- Only for her to pull you back in with a shriek.

"Don't look at them! It's embarrassing!"

She has you between her boobs, and she thinks it would be embarrassing if you looked?!

"MMmmmffmfmmfff" You tired to ask her, only for your words to come out as weird muffles.

"Uh- what?"

You pushed your face down slightly so that you can free your mouth to the fresh air. "Alice, this isn't like you. Why are you trying so hard?"

"Trying so hard at what? I'm just doing everything you're telling me to do."

No way. No freakin' way.

There's no freaking way that this is your doing.

Is it?