Teasing through text

I texted her night after I knew she was finished driving.

Me: <I can’t believe you left me with blue balls>

Her: <Poor baby. You’ll just have to use your hand while you think of me>

Me: <You aren’t the first girl to turn down sex with me. But usually it’s after the girl sees how big my dick is, and don’t know how I’ll fit in them>

Her: <Rrrrrright. Usually when a guy has a big one, he can’t wait to pull it out when we start hooking up. I noticed you kept it in your pants>

Me: <You’ve had big dicks before>

Her: <A few…>

Me: <How big?>

Her: <I don’t keep a ruler with me at all times. One guy was too big for the condom, and got mad when I said he should get a bigger size>

Me: <Which is why I ran upstairs to get my XXL condoms. Why did you leave?>

Her: <Because I’m getting almost as much pleasure from teasing you as I did from your tongue.>

Her: <And fingers>

Me: <You'll enjoy my dick even more>

Her: <But what if it doesn’t fit? It might be toooooo big>

Me: <With how wet you were, I’ll definitely be able to slide into you>

Her: <Have fun imagining that with your hand tonight :P>

I don’t know what it was about this girl, but she wasn’t driving me crazy. I wanted to fuck her so badly. I was seriously scrolling porn to find bitches who looked like her. I was obsessed.

We texted off and on a few weeks. Then a Friday afternoon about a month after we met at the baseball game she texted.

Her: <You should come up tonight. I plan on getting really drunk. Get a hotel room>