Lots of funny business

I see Rachel start peeling off her clothes. I’m a statue until Monica says, “Come on Chandler. Join us too. What’s the point in having a hot husband if I can’t show you off?”

“Oh you want me to look,” Rachel asks. She has taken off her top and is pushing her pants down her skinny legs.

“You can definitely look,” Monica says. “It turns me on to know that other women desire my man. Last night was really hot when I saw how you and Phoebe looked at him when he listed off all the girls he had slept with.”

Ross groans, “Don’t remind me of all the shots I took.” Rachel steps into the shower behind him, rubbing her nude body against him. She places her hands on his shoulders and massages them.

I take off my clothes, and step into the shower next to Monica. “I didn’t know that about you. Why haven’t you told me before?”

She hands me soap to get her back and answers, “I think I just realized the kink last night. I seriously got turned on, hearing about your sexual past. Then it made me feel good that a woman as hot as Rachel wanted you. Seriously look at her perfect body. She is a goddess.” She turns me around and makes me look at Rachel’s sensual figure.

Rachel giggles, “Don’t put me up on a pedestal. I have flaws.”

“Yeah. She has no ass,” Ross coughs. Rachel loudly smacks his wet ass in response. He laughs, “Sorry. It’s a fine, toned, small ass. It just has nothing on Monica’s.”

Monica teases, “I thought you weren’t checking me out, Ross?”

I rub my hands on my wife’s thick soapy ass. Ross turns around and watches me. He says, “It’s so tough not to notice that. And Chandler is teasing me with it! Give it a little pat.” I do. “Oh yeah. Look at that jiggle. Rachel’s ass is so firm.”

I turn back to look at the other couple. My eyes dart down below their waists. Rachel is lathering Ross’s long flaccid penis with soap. Monica turns around and noticed as well. She says, “Seriously Rachel your husband has the longest penis. When I saw it out by the fire, I thought it was a fake one that they use on tv shows.”

“Oh it’s definitely real,” Rachel says. She flops his dick around. “And don’t try to boost his ego. I don’t want him walking around like Joey telling everyone how big his dick is.”

Ross adds, “Joey’s dick is so small. He overcompensates so much.”

“You’ve seen his dick before this morning?” Monica asks.

He answers, “You can’t be a guy’s roommate for over six years and not see his dick.”

“They even had group showers at their fraternity,” Rachel says. “He’s seen way more penises than me.”

“Well you can add my husband’s to your list,” Monica says. “It’s not that impressive now, but when he’s excited, it becomes a whole other animal.”

Rachel looks down at my penis, and says, “You’d think he’d be more excited being in a shower with two beautiful women.”

I reply, “I’m trying to keep myself under control. You said ‘no funny business’.”

Monica’s hand slides down my wet body. Her hand cups and massages my dick and balls. She seductively says, “It’s okay, Chandler. You can show yourself off for me.”

I look at Rachel’s sexy little body: her skinny torso with her big hanging tits. Ross also stares intently down at my wife’s hand massaging my penis. I whisper to my wife, “I’m afraid what will happen once I get hard.”

Monica says, “It’s okay. Whatever happens: happens. I’m so turned on right now. Let’s have some fun.”