A surprising connection

I fucked both the cousins sporadically for a few months. But the texts were slowing down, so I started to look for some new tail. I had discovered a free dating, where you scroll through women and you swipe yes if you’re interested. If both swipe yes, there is a connection.

So I swiped yes on this blonde girl. Glasses. Pretty face. Nothing provocative or sexy in her pictures. Not even cleavage. Something familiar about her though. And we were a match. She messaged me first.

[Nerdy Blonde]: Oh no! You’re trouble!

[Me]: How do you know I’m trouble?

[Nerdy Blonde]: Umm let’s see. Both my sister and my cousin have confirmed you are major trouble.

Then it clicked. I went back and looked at her pictures again. She was the blonde cousin who tried to hide her big rack. She was shorter than her older sister, but had a prettier face, and if my predictions were correct a much nicer body that she kept hidden.

[Me]: What did they tell you about me?

[Nerdy Blonde]: That you’re a huge asshole, who only wants to get laid and doesn’t want to commit.

[Me]: Why did you swipe yes if you knew this about me.

[Nerdy Blonde]: I’m curious.

[Me]: You want to find out how *big* of an asshole I am?

[Nerdy Blonde]: No, my sister showed me that

[Me]: How did she do that?

[Nerdy Blonde]: a bottle of shaving cream

[Me]: Then what are you curious about?

[Nerdy Blonde]: How it’d feel inside me.