I’ll talk to Monica

I tell Joey, “I’ll talk to Monica about it tonight.”

“Nice let’s make it happen,” Joey says. He’s clearly excited at the thought of having sex with my wife.

I walk into the bedroom. Monica is already tucked under the covers. She asks, “What were you and Joey talking about?”

“He wanted to talk about the story Ross and Rachel told,” I reply.

“That was crazy. I thought they never should’ve gotten married in the first place. They fought all the time before. And after that I’m shocked they’re still married. They definitely did it wrong.”

“Oh really? They did the partner swapping wrong?” I ask. “You would have done it differently?”

“Well yeah,” Monica explains. “Nick and Katy should have let them know about what would occur before they even asked if they wanted to go on the trip. They shouldn’t have surprised them. Then Rachel and Ross would have had time to talk about it. Like about why they would want to do it, and what they would be comfortable with. Obviously Ross was not comfortable with Rachel getting fucked by the other men, but he might have been okay with the oral sex. They didn’t talk about anything. Also Zach and Nick should pick couples based on more than just looks. Ross and Rachel are hot, but they are headcases.”

I add, “I wonder if Nick, Katy and the group have changed their tactics. Hopefully they don’t surprise people anymore.”

“They’ve been doing it for over 10 years now. I’m sure they are a well oiled machine. Have you ever thought about me with another man?”

I’m honest with her. “I have. That’s why I’ve asked about your past boyfriends. I love hearing your experiences with them.”

“Does it turn you on picturing me in passion with someone else?”

“It does. My imagination runs wild. I’ve imagined you going down on them and then riding them. Have you ever thought about me with other women?”

“I have. It brings out different emotions in me. If someone flirts with you, I get really territorial. Have you noticed that I always give extra PDA if some floozy is flirting with you?”

I laugh, “You’re always all over me when Phoebe is around.”

“Oh she wants your dick bad. I just like to make her jealous. She’s always asking questions about you like ‘how is he in bed’, ‘how easily can he get it up’ and ‘how big is his dick.”

I ask, “How do you respond?”

Monica smiles, “Oh I tell her the truth. It drives her wild and makes her want you even more. And I enjoy it because I know you’re all mine.”

“So you’d never share me?”

Monica thinks, “That’s a good question. I do think it would be hot to see you fuck another woman. Show them how amazing my husband is. But you’d have to live up to the hype, and give them the best sex of their life. I couldn’t have my husband be a two pump chump if I shared him.”

“I think I could handle that pressure. I have a competitive spirit,” I respond. This conversation is going better than I hoped. But I still wait to ask the question about Joey and Phoebe.

“Oh I’m competitive too,” says Monica. “If I was with someone else’s husband, I’d want them to remember me. Anytime their wife sucked their dick, I’d want them to think, “Damn I wish that Monica doing this.’ I’d want them to be jealous that I was your wife and that they only got a taste.”

“That sounds devious. But the thought is turning me on.” I move her hand to my hard dick.

She raises her big brown eyebrows, “Oh my Chandler. You must be thinking about me with someone in particular.”

I finally come out and say it, “Well Joey didn’t just talk about Ross’s story. He asked if we would be interested in joining him and Phoebe on a date where we all shared.”

Monica says, “Uh huh.” And waits for me to continue.

“And I’ve been thinking about it. And I think I want to do it. Number one this conversation has been a turn on. And I think seeing you with another man would be hot. Number two I think Phoebe and I need to get rid of our sexual tension in a safe approved way.”

“You’d think you’d cheat with Phoebe if you didn’t do this?” Monica asks.

“No. I didn’t mean it that way. I would never cheat. I just think she would back off of me. Would you want to do it?”

“I think she’d be on you even more if she got a taste,” Monica says. “I’m going to be honest. This conversation has turned me on as well. I’ve always been very curious about Joey and I would be comfortable experiencing him in bed. And I want to show that I can be a bigger slut than Phoebe when I want to be. People think I’m so buttoned up, but you know I can get wild. I think it would be fun to show that side of myself to someone else.”

I follow up. “What would you be comfortable doing? I’d want us all to be in the same room so I can watch you.”

“Mmm definitely. And I think we should all use condoms. I don’t think we can be too safe.” Monica says. “And nothing too rough. I don't want to be choked or spit on or spanked or anything.”

I asked excitedly, “Are we serious about doing this?”

“Yeah. Let’s talk to Joey and Phoebe tomorrow to make a plan.” Monica kisses me deeply. “But if we do this. We have to win. I don’t want Joey fucking harder and longer than you.”

I laugh, “I don’t think it’s supposed to be a competition but I’ll make sure I come last.”