Use the hose

“Yeah we definitely need to clean up. That was hot but I think we’re all covered in lube, cum and shit.” I say.

Phoebe says, “Hey my asshole is by far cleaner than your asshole.”

We all trail naked and exhausted out of the bedroom. The bathroom door is closed and locked. Joey is sitting at the kitchen table eating a midnight drunk snack. It looks like he made a frozen pizza.

He tells us, “Monica and Ross are in the bathroom fucking. They locked the door to keep me out. I guess they didn’t like that I kept trying to join.”

I have an idea. I go to my room and grab some towels and a bottle of body wash. I head out the back door saying, “Anyone want to join me taking a cold shower beneath the stars?”

I go over to the side of the house where there is a hose. Rachel joins me with towel wrapped around her shoulders. She says, “Phoebe got distracted by pizza. I guess it will just be us freezing our asses off.”

I turn on the water and put the hose above my head. Freezing water comes out and drenches me. I scream “Fuck that’s cold.”

Rachel says, “I think I’m out.” She turns to walk away. I spray her with the hose. She screams and turns and runs right at me. Tackling me and knocking the hose out of my hand onto the ground.

She’s laying on top of me and says, “You’re such an asshole.” She smiles and then kisses me. We kiss a couple times and I grab the body wash. I squirt some in her hands and some into mine. We lather each other’s bodies. Her body is so fit and toned.

I tell her, “You should be proud of your body. You must put in a ton of work.”

“Thank you for noticing. You have a great body as well. I sort of wish that Ross had your arms. You need to show him your routine.”

My hands move from her tense abdomen to her very soft tits. I massage them, and lean down to kiss Rachel again. Her hand goes to my cock.

She laughs, “Oh my god your penis shrunk. Holy shit. Sorry I’m just used to Ross’s penis. He’s always the same size whether he’s hard or soft.”

I say, “Yeah I’m definitely a grow-er. And it’s freezing out here. You can spray me off if I can spray you off.”

“Deal.” She grabs the still running hose and starts spraying me. She hits me in the face until I turn my head. Next she aims it lower and sprays my dick and balls.

I say, “Oh my god Rachel!” And move toward her to take the hose from her.

She keeps spraying me as she runs away, “I gotta get Phoebe’s asshole off your dick before I will consider sucking it again.”

I finally catch her and wrap my arms around her. “Oh you want to suck it again?”

She says, “If I can find it, I think it went back up into your body.” She laughs. I take the hose and pour cold water all over her head and body. All the soap has washed off us and we’re mostly clean.

We wrap ourselves in our towels and try to dry off before we start shivering. Before we go back inside Rachel asks, “Do you want to sleep with me in my bed tonight? We can lock the door so Joey won’t try to join us.