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Chapter 58
by noneya789
Talking time
What's the big deal?
Mark looked up at his party after he finished explaining how he got the job of sexual sage.
Lucy: “ So you expect us to believe this story of yours?”
Mark nodded
Lucy: “ And you were blessed by some god of tits or whatever?”
Mark: “ I told you the truth. Come on Lucy, I would never lie to you about something like this.”
Tal'E: “ He does have extra jobs. If he was like the other Sexual Sages he would have Level 0 jobs . What I want to know is why you didn't mention this before we had sex?”
Esla: “ Yeah! We could of lost an important skill or our jobs.”
Mark: “ I would never do something like that! I just didn't know the details.”
Esla: “ If you have a angel she should of told you. Most Sexual Sages turn out to be job stealing heretics!”
Mark: “ She is a bit of a air head she hasn't even picked her form yet.”
As Esla and Tal'E talked to Mark Lucy was in her own little world
Lucy cleaned her guns as she mumbled “ Stupid Mark with his stupid job, keeping secrets, Maybe I wanted some secret, maybe I should......! Oh that will do real nice!”
Lucy stood up and adressed the group “ Listen up yall! I know that Mark has played it a little close to the chest with some key information. But does that really change much! I know that I love the big lug and the guy it's attached to is pretty neat. So what do you say we just let it slide?
Esla: “ If I find out you stole my job.... I'll take your dick!”
Tal'E: “ I like you,.......... but I like magic more so same!
Mark: “ I promise I would never do that! I want to spend my life with you guys even if we end up not having sex again.”
Lucy, Tal'E and Esla simultaneously yelled “ We are having sex again!!!!
Lucy whispered into Mark's ear: " Your still in the book. I'm owed!"
Mark smiled till he remembered that two members of their part were in cages “ Hey Lucy, can you open these?”
Lucy examined the containment units then went over to a locker with her name on it. After rummaging around Throwing multiple broken tools and weapons on the floor until she found what she was looking for. Everyone watched as Lucy placed a bundle of wires and putty. Mark scrambled to his feet “ GET DOWN!!”
Esla and Tal'E dropped to the ground as Lucy pushed a button on her belt.
BOOM!!
Daisy and a Elder Fae ran into the room, the Fae running straight into Mark.
Daisy was screaming “ WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!”
Lucy: “ Remolding. This Is our room right?”
Daisy took a deep breath and did a yoga pose speaking in a calm firm tone as the smoke cleared. “ This may be your room, but it is our facility if you damage the magical structure you will have to pay a fee.”
Lucy: “Not my bill!”
The Elder Fae stopped rubbing her chest into Mark and spoke up. “ We will happily pay of course but this will incur a debt.”
Lucy: “ Says the woman rubbing her self on my man.”
Elder Fae: “ As part of our current deal We are allowed to seduce “ your man” as we like when we like.”
The Elder Fae took a few steps and mooned everyone “ Any takers? It's still warm!”
Lucy saw Mark looking and stomped over kicking him in the shin.
Mark looked at her angry for a moment. “What!!”
Lucy stared Mark in the face and cocked her head. “ Go get started on the tent.”
Mark: “ Yes my lady!”
Mark kissed Tal'E on the cheek snapping her out of the Elder Fae's spell Esla was unaffected but she still stared with a look of vague recognition
Esla: “ Have we met before? At a club maybe?”
The Elder Fae bowed before introducing her self
Luka: “ I believe I sung at a event you and a High Elf attended. I mostly spoke with her, but I believe we “danced”. My name is Luka. I will be your main contact with the Fae for a time”
Esla blushed as she remembered that night. The reason she hadn't recognized Luka's face was cause she had been under the table most of the night and as the two talked she had tried to embarrass Dolla by using her tail not knowing till later she had drunkenly picked the wrong person.
Luka laughed “ Worry not, I enjoyed the dancing and you friend has paid your debt.”
Esla grabbed her guitar and Tal'E as she ran through the portal “ We're going to uh …..Help Mark!”
Lucy watched the party leave before she talked to Luka. “ Listen here little miss glamour! That there be my man if I don't like you he don't like you now apologize or go tell your boss to kick rocks!”
The air around Luka was suddently filled with the smell of rot as a black spot crept out from her and started towards Lucy who didn't move. When the black spot was a inch away a {Spiritual Weapon} cut through it.
Mark: “ I came back for Sillica and Henrietta. Is there a problem here?”
Lucy raised her eye brow “ Just some girl talk right ladies.”
Daisy: “ Yup! Just getting to know each other.”
Luka pulled back with a grimace then nodded.
Sillica: “ Lucy scary!”
Mark and the slimes left the girls to their talk.
Luka waited until see was sure he was gone “ We Fae enjoy a good trick so I shall yield. …... For Now!”
Lucy smiled “ Try not to let rejection crush you.”
Daisy was starting to feel glad she had some help as the two ladies haggled over what Luka could give to soothe Lucy. They settled on a set of hammers that had been “lost” some time ago along with remodeling the room some more.
After striking the deal a wave of magic radiated from Luka changing the room into a replica of her families forge the hammers on a table. Lucy took off her clothes as she called out to Daisy.
Lucy: “ Oh Daisy could you help me help you?!”
Daisy: “ What?”
Lucy: “ Mark owes me BIG I was thinking I could show him off at the next meeting. Could you get the word out? It will be worth it, trust me!”
Daisy stared down at the naked dwarf then reached down to shake Lucy's hand. “Deal!
As the sounds of metal hitting metal rang out Daisy and Luka left to pursue their main target
Luka: “ We are going to have to deal with her. Hopefully after I make him mine.
Daisy: “ Long as you remember our deal.”
Next Time First Floor Maze
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Legend of the Sexual Sage
a tale of one half orc in a world of science and magic
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