Joey

Phoebe starts with Ross. I look over and see Ross’s penis sprouting from a light red patch of pubic hair. Phoebe measures his dick and says, “7.5 inches. Not bad Ross, you have a long dick, but skinny dick. You’d be great for anal.”

Rachel whispers to Monica, “I’m glad someone else said he was skinny. He thinks his length means he has a big dick.”

I’m next. When Phoebe walks up, I pull my pants down and spring my cock out. Phoebe jumps back and says, “I’m impressed. I was not expecting this.” She places the ruler at the base of my cock. “Only 6 inches, which isn’t impressive, but he is seriously thick as shit. Come check this out Rachel.”

Rachel looks at my cock and says, “Oh my. Good for you Monica. I bet you never tire of that.”

Monica laughs, “Oh my jaw definitely does.”

It turns me on so much hearing Rachel admire my cock. I don’t know why I feel the need to impress her. Since I want her, I want her to want me.

Finally it is Joey’s turn to be measured. To avoid bias, Phoebe hands the ruler to Monica. She says, “You started this. Now you can measure it yourself.”

Joey pulls his pants down, leaving his briefs on. Joey’s erect cock is sticking out past the band of his underwear. The tip of his cock reaches past his belly button. Joey sees the look on Monica’s face and smiles. He says, “See I’m not all talk. You could even see this without your glasses.” He pulls down his briefs and his big long cock flops down.

Monica looks back at the women and says, “Do I even need to measure or can we declare a winner?”

Phoebe says, “It needs to be official so he can rightfully claim his prize.”

Monica lays the ruler on Joey’s penis and says “8.5 inches”

Rachel says “Joey wins because he is by far the biggest. But we have to vote on runner up. I’m sorry Ross but I have to vote for Chandler because he is the even thicker than Joey. What do you think Monica and Phoebe?”

Phoebe says, “It depends if you prefer length or girth.”

Monica grabs Ross’s cock. He smiles and gives her hand a small thrust. Monica then walks over to me while still holding Ross’s dick like a leash. She wraps her fingers around mine. Somehow I get turned on even more seeing my wife grip two cocks on the same time. She says, “While I do like Ross’s length, Chandler‘s volume is more. I am proud to say my husband has a fat heavy cock.”

Phoebe says, “That settles it. Chandler gets second place. Now the winner with the biggest dick, my husband Joey gets to choose who he wants to fuck tonight.”

“Who do you choose, Joey?”