Joey

Phoebe starts with Ross first. I look over and see Ross’s penis sprouting from a light red patch of pubic hair. Phoebe measures “7.5 inches. Not bad Ross, you have a long dick, but as I’m sorry to say a bit on the skinny side. You’d be great for anal.”

Rachel whispers to Monica, “Tell me about it, my pussy never feels full.”

I’m next. When Phoebe walks up, I pull my pants down and my cock springs out. Phoebe jumps back, “I’m impressed. I was not expecting this.” She places the ruler at the base of my cock. “Only 6 inches. Definitely shorter than Ross. But Rachel come check out how thick he is. His width is 3 inches across!”

Rachel looks at my cock and says, “Oh my. Good for you Monica. I bet you never tire of that.”

Monica laughs, “Oh my jaw definitely does.”

Finally it is Joey’s turn to be measured. To avoid bias, Phoebe hands the ruler to Monica, “You started this. Now you can measure it yourself.”

Joey pulls his pants down, leaving his briefs on. Joey’s erect cock sticks out past the band of his underwear. The tip of his cock reaches his belly button. Joey sees the look on Monica’s face and smiles. “See I’m not all talk. You could even see this without your glasses.” He pulls down his briefs and his big long cock flops down.

Monica looks back at the women and says, “Do I even need to measure or can we declare a winner?”

Phoebe says, “It needs to be official so he can rightfully claim his prize.”

Monica lays the ruler on Joey’s penis and says “8.5 inches”

Rachel says “Joey wins because he is by far the biggest. But we have to vote on runner up. I’m sorry Ross but I have to vote for Chandler because he is the even thicker than Joey. What do you think Monica and Phoebe?”

Phoebe says, “It depends if you prefer length or girth.”

Monica grabs Ross’s cock and then wraps her fingers around mine. “While I do like Ross’s length, Chandler’s volume is more. I am proud to say my husband has a fat and heavy cock.”

Phoebe says, “That settles it. Chandler gets second place. Now the winner with the biggest dick, my husband Joey gets to choose who he wants to fuck tonight.”

“Who do you choose, Joey?”