Joey

Phoebe starts with Ross first. Ross’s penis sprouts from a patch of light red pubic hair. Phoebe places the tape measure at the base, and pulls it out along his pale length. She sets it at the end, and calls out, “7.5 inches. Not bad Ross, you have a long dick, but I’m sorry to say a bit on the skinny side. You’d be great for anal.” She playfully smacks my dick.

As they observe her husband's penis, Rachel whispers to Monica, “Tell me about it, my pussy never feels full.”

I’m next. When Phoebe walks up, I pull my pants down and my cock springs out. Phoebe’s eyes widen, “I’m impressed. I was not expecting this from you Chandler.”

My heart races as she measures me. I know I can’t compete with Ross’s length, but Phoebe is still excited by my cock. She calls out, “6 inches. Sorry Chandler, but you’re not winning this contest.” She takes the tape measure and turns it to the side. She measures my width and her jaw drops. She waves over Rachel, “Come check out how thick he is! His width is 3 inches across!”

Rachel moves around the fire to get a closer look at my cock. She places a hand to her mouth and says, “Oh my. That’s a girthy penis.” She turns to my wife, “Good for you Monica. I bet you never tire of that.”

Monica laughs, “Oh my jaw does.”

Finally, it is Joey’s turn to be measured. To avoid bias, Phoebe hands the tape measure to Monica, “You started this. Now you can measure it yourself.”

Joey looks cockier than ever. He waits until my wife gets close to him before he pulls his pants down, leaving his briefs on. Joey’s erect cock sticks out past the band of his underwear. The tip of his cock reaches his belly button. Joey sees the look on Monica’s face and smiles. “See! I’m not all talk. You could even see this without your glasses.” He pulls down his briefs and his big long cock flops down.

Monica looks back at the women and says, “Do I even need to measure or can we declare a winner?”

Phoebe says, “It needs to be official so he can rightfully claim his prize.”

Monica places the end against his hairy fat pubic region, pulls it down the length of Joey’s penis, and says “8.5 inches. Holy fuck! Looking at it, I would’ve guessed at least 10 inches. This thing is huge.”

Rachel says “Joey wins because he is by far the biggest. But we have to vote on the runner-up. I’m sorry Ross but I have to vote for Chandler because he is even thicker than Joey. What do you think Monica and Phoebe?”

Phoebe says, “It depends if you prefer length or girth.”

Monica grabs Ross’s cock and then wraps her fingers around mine. “While I do like Ross’s length, Chandler’s volume is more. I am proud to say my husband has a fat heavy cock.”

Phoebe says, “That settles it. Chandler gets second place. Now the winner with the biggest dick, my husband Joey gets to choose who he wants to fuck tonight.”

“Who do you choose, Joey?”