Intergalactic Garage Sale

An unremarkable looking man wiped a bead of sweat from his brow as he turned to survey the fruits of his labors. With less than 10 minutes remaining before the advertised opening, his garage sale was finally set up. His suburban driveway was lined with folding tables covered with carefully arranged trinkets and items upon their surfaces.

However, this was no mere man, and no mere garage sale. The Broker was a powerful entity from before the dawn of time. He'd used his vast power and endless time to amass a collection of the most powerful and dangerous artifacts known to mankind. But over the centuries, The Broker grew bored, and decided to unleash these relics upon and unsuspecting world.