Angrily

Curtis meets the mystery woman's ice blue eyes just in time to see them flash with fury. She grabbed the cover from his bed with one hand, covering her naked body while her free hand began hurling heavy objects at the unfortunate Curtis.

Accompanying the barrage came a stream of invective that could have stripped paint. A blistering string of insults, remarkable in both their creativity and their savagery. All sadly wasted on Curtis who didn't speak a word of German.

"Hey come on stop that," he protested fending off a well-aimed shoe "Shit. Ow! Fuck, I wish you'd at least speak English."

"As you wish Master," Suzanne snapped in clear slightly accented English "now stand still you motherless son of a dog so I can... Wait, what's happening? Am I speaking English?"

"Yes?" Curtis says puzzled by her reaction, how could she not be sure what language she was speaking? "What language were you speaking before?"

"German of course," she answered a look of utter confusion on her face "I also speak Italian, some French but only a little English... What is happening to me?"

That last came out as a **** wail and tears welled in her eyes.

"Shit!" Curtis almost wishes she'd go back to screaming and throwing stuff "I wish I knew, who are you? How did you even get in here?"

"Your wish is my command oh Master." Suzanne said her voice suddenly calm and level "My name is Suzanne. I was until recently a mortal human woman but now I am the genie of the lamp you hold. When you rubbed it you summoned me and as long as you hold it I will remain your loyal ****."

She speaks as if reading from a script but the expression on her face was horrified.

"****? Genie?" Curtis goggled, his credulity stretched far past its breaking point "Come on you can't be serious. This prank, or whatever it is, is too much. Tell me what's really going on or I'll call the cops."

"I assure you, Master, I have been entirely truthful," Suzanne insisted "I understand it seems unlikely, I hardly believe it myself and I'm the one it's happening to, but everything I've told is the truth. I don't think I can lie to you as long as you are in possession of that lamp."

"Sure, and I'm the fucking Queen." Curtis scoffed "A naked blonde genie just appeared in my room in a puff of smoke. And I suppose you grant wishes too? Like in a fairy story. I could just say, I wish..."