Carless Wishing

"I wish..." Curtis groped for a suitably absurd wish to prove his point "I wish the girl across the hall, the hot one I saw earlier, I wish she'd come over here and beg me to fuck her because I'm the sexiest thing she's ever seen!"

Curtis folded his arms and waited for the strange woman to admit defeat and tell him what was actually happening but instead, she gave him a long calculating look. Her cool blue eyes seemed to look right into him making him feel like he's the one stripped naked in a stranger's room instead of her. After a long uncomfortable pause, she nods to herself as if satisfied with her decision.

"Wish granted," she stated simply, a barely suppressed smile playing across her lips.

Curtis opened his mouth to ask what the hell that meant but a hammering on the door cut him off mid-syllable.

Turning away from the self-proclaimed genie for a moment he hurried to answer the door before his new visitor knocked it off his hinges. It flew open as he turned the handle and a pretty redheaded woman burst in practically knocking him on his backside in her hurry. He recognised her immediately as the girl from across the hall he'd been admiring earlier. The same one he'd made the subject of his implusive wish.

"Oh shit sorry," she apologized backing up a step or two "Honestly I never do this but I saw you moving in and I just had to come over. You, you're the sexist thing I've ever seen!"

Curtis couldn't believe what he was hearing, despite the mounting evidence that something supernatural had fallen into his life he still stubbornly clung to the belief that this had to be a set-up.

"Really, you think I'm sexy?" Curtis asked, his mouth switching to autopilot while his brain grappled with the possibility that magic might be real "What do you think is sexy about me?"

The words were out before he could stop them but fortunately the girl seemed to take it in good humour replying with a giggle and a fetching blush.

"Oooh, just everything about you but most of all your..."