Someone to Fuck

"I'm listening." The genie says, eager to see just what you have in mind.

"You can move people through time and space, right?" you inquire, your grin spreading further across your face.

"Indeed I can."

"Alright, I think I know just what I want. Or rather, who I want-"

The genie interrupts you. "Just give me a name and I'll make it happen."

"Well, since you so kindly destroyed my house with money, I-"

He cuts you off. "That's entirely your fault."

You glare at him. "I need a new place. I don't feel like fucking on the grass in front of all these people, so I'm going to buy a house with my newfound riches so-"

"You really g-" He starts to cut you off.

"SO I CAN FUCK ON A BED!" you shout over him. It's now that you realize everyone's attention has turned away from the mountain of money and toward you and the floating blue man as you stand in the middle of the road, shouting about fucking on a bed. "Alright, let's get this over with." you mutter as you pull out your phone.

You make some calls, rent some moving trucks, open some bank accounts, and buy yourself a sizable mansion. Now it's night, and you're ready to fuck.

"Alright, let's get this party started!" The genie says excitedly. "I wanna see some action!"

You sit down on your bed and grin at the genie. "Let's."