Uh, no

"When were you going to tell me about your girlfriend?" Mom's trying to reign in her anger, but it's only a matter of time before I make her mad again.

"..."

"Never, then? Then again, why would you? I'm only your mother!" She slaps my already bleeding face, but she's not strong enough to cause any real damage. She stands, but I know better than to get up without her sayso. "Get up!" I stand to see she grabbed a knife from the kitchen. Guess I'll have to break out the bandages. I see her move and brace for the cut, but it never comes.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." I'd recognize that playful tone anywhere. As I open my eyes, I see Akeno Himejima holding my mom's arm effortlessly. My mom is shocked.

"What!? How did you get in here?! Anon, who is this whore?!" I feel an anger well up inside me. Not as bad as when Issei does something stupid, but close.

"Ara ara...quite the mouth on this one." She twists mom's arm behind her back, making her drop the knife. I hear a knock on the door, and reflexively go to answer it. A man in a suit looks down at me before asking with concern.

"Are you Anon?"

"..."

"Yes, he is. I'll be speaking for him if that's okay. He has trouble speaking to strangers." Rias comes out of my room speaking to the agent.

"Oh, yes, the doctor did warn about that. We've been brought cause to look into his home life, is this a regular occurance?" Rias looks to me for confirmation and I manage to nod.

"Okay...officers, please restrain the woman." Officers enter and take over restraining my mom. If I'm not mistaken, it looks like Akeno's pouting. My mother's yelling, but the man speaks, leading me to focus on him. "Normally, I'd have to ask you to testify against her, but in light of your condition and her demeanor, I'd say it's a pretty open and shut case. We'll have to see about foster care now that she's no longer fit..."

"No, I'll be caring for him from now on. I'm uniquely qualified to do so." What is she talking about? She certainly sounds and looks more motherly, but she's just a robot, right? How advanced can these things get?

"NO! He's my son, you fucking bimbo!" Something snaps in me. This is beyond the anger I feel toward Issei. I want to destroy something. I won't let anyone insult Rias!

"Mom, stop. Don't talk to Rias like that."

"I'll speak to her however I want, Anon! You have no right to speak after being quiet for so long!" The officers take her away. The man straightens his tie before addressing Rias again.

"The doctor gave me some details, but how exactly do you qualify as a mother? I can't in good conscience leave this boy in substandard care."

"I'm free to discuss the knowledge of parenting archived in my core, but I can't discuss proprietary information."

"Am I late?" Doc? Why is he here? "Aw, crap, I missed the look on that bitch's face."

"Doctor, just the man I wanted to see. You told me this...robot was qualified as a caretaker, but I'm not sure. How was she made? We've yet to produce an adequate robotic caretaker, and this boy needs more than most humans are qualified for."

"I know a guy at the company. It's all highly advanced secret tech, but I wouldn't have ordered them if I didn't think they were exactly what he needed."

"Fine, but if they go berserk, it's your head." The man writes something before walking off to do...something. Doc takes over.

"On a happier note, I've arranged for you to four to move into a bigger apartment!"

"Um, doc? What's wrong with this one?"

"This barely fit you and your mother, do you seriously expect to fit double the amount of people? I mean, even if we count the couch, there's only three beds." Akeno comes up behind me, and I can guess what she'll say.

"I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with my baby brother." What did she just say? She presses her big breasts into me as she says this, putting me on edge.

"Oh, yeah, I had them programmed to act as a family so you could see what it was supposed to be like. I would've just stopped at Rias, but I already had a friends and family discount, and I got another if I bought more than one." So, he ordered the robots?

"Wait, you keep saying there are supposed to be three, but I've only seen two. Where's the other one?"

"I'm right here." That blunt tone, assuming he limited this to DxD girls, could only be Koneko. I instinctively look down to see the neko robot, not showing her ears of course. Her face is in a slight frown.

"I asked Koneko-chan to scare up some gauze for your injuries." Rias tells me as she begins wrapping.

"Hey, doc? Thanks."

"Don't mention it, kid. I just knew the right people."