Dave Fails and Barbara Learns

"For fuck sake..." Dave grumbled as he once again cleared his search bar. "Why is there nothing about DPC's anywhere on the fucking internet..." Dave had tried multiple search engines, multiple search terms, and even joined a couple of sketchy forums, but he still couldn't find any about dehydrated personal companions. "Ugh this is so damn frustrating..." Dave thought as he glanced down at his watch. He had spent over an hour searching and had nothing to show for it. Dave looked over to the door leading into the living room. "What the hell am I going to do with her?..." Dave pondered. As Dave sat there lost in his thoughts he felt his stomach grumble. "I guess..." Dave got up from his chair. "I should move the laundry into the dry and get something to eat."

Walking into the living room Dave could see Barbara was still transfixed on the TV. "You learning a lot from Giada?" Dave quipped.

"Yes I am!" Barbara said as she turned her attention to Dave. "She is a very good cook! I see why you like her so much."

Dave kind of chuckled to himself. "Well her cooking isn't the only the only reason she's my favorite cook." Dave said trying to hide his grin.

"What do you mean?" Barbara asked. She didn't seem to get what Dave was hinting at.

"Never mind..." Dave let out a another chuckle. "Just keep watching and learning from her. I'm gonna go move my laundry over and then make some lunch." Dave motioned for Barbara to pay attention to the TV as he went off to move his laundry.

After moving his laundry over he returned to the living room to see Barbara watching Giada even more intently than she was before. "Wow you're really into this aren't you?" Dave asked.

"Yes!" Barbara said enthusiastically. "I think understand why she is your favorite cook!"

Dave was surprised by Barbara's comment. "O Yeah? Why's that?"

"Because she is very pretty." Barbara sat up on the couch. "And she shows off her breasts." Barbara slid the blanket down around her shoulders and leaned towards Dave. "Like this." She squeezed her arms together to muster a bit of wrinkled cleavage. "She is very good!" Barbara said smiling. She appeared to be quite proud of herself and her revelation.

Dave just smiled and let out a chuckle. Barbara wasn't much to look at, but he was beginning to enjoy her personality. "Wow you really are learning."

"I told you. DPCs learn fast!" Barbara shrugged her shoulders and pulled the blanket back up around her.

"That you did... That you did..." Dave paused for a moment. "Hey I'm gonna make some lunch and I have a treat for you. Why don't you pause that and come with me to the kitchen." Dave motioned for her to follow him.