Fun After Work

Your day at work was just as eventful as you could have hoped for. The combination of Halloween brunch mimosas coupled with holding the judge's position in a costume contest with an exorbitant cash prize made for quit the day. You were smart enough not to expressly accept any bribes or touch anyone yourself, but you enjoyed both male and female co-works attempts to win the grand-prize through any means necessary.

You had offers for blowjobs, sex, unfettered groping, but you managed to keep your cool and settle only for watching. You got to see Minnie Mouse eat out Elvira and got to watch Hamburgler fuck Marge Simpson, among other things, you got to watch the Nun from the Conjuring films with her vibrating handset.

All in all, a very exciting day and one that you hope leads to an exciting evening, despite your plans to stay at home and hand out candy.

You know it's not the most adventurous evening you've ever had, but Halloween is all night long whereas Trick or Treating wraps up somewhat early. And you remember the anticipation of hitting up each new house and wondering what treats they had in store for you. You couldn't help but keep that joy alive for the next generation of sugar-fiending, incognito rugrats.

But before you can enjoy the train of individuals roaming up onto your porch and ringing your doorbell, you have one very simple question to ask yourself.