Halloween Hijinx

Ever since you were a kid, Autumn has been your favorite season. Sure, you love watching the leaves swap out their verdant hues for rich oranges and reds. And you love the air getting crisper, the breezes getting stronger. You're even fond of the pumpkin-spiced, well, everything.

But if you're being honest with yourself, all of that is just a bonus. Because what truly drives your love of the fall is that one holiday you anticipate all year round.

Halloween.

The cheesy decorations, the wide array of costumes, the sudden ubiquitous fascination with the supernatural, the bustle of kids and adults parading through the streets, and the freedom--if only for a night-- to be someone else entirely.

There's not a part this evening you don't love. And as you've grown older, the night that's given you so many memories has, seemingly, only more to give. You graduated from Trick-or-Treating to pranks, Ouija Boards and other such mischief, and as an adult have found even more aspects of the holiday to enjoy-- scary movies, Halloween parties, costumed night life at bars and clubs, haunted houses and even the odd hair raising adventure or two.

And lest you forget--Halloween has always afforded you plenty of opportunities for sexual encounters, both planned and spontaneous. Though you've enjoyed all your All Hallows Eve trysts, you've always wondered if you can push yourself just a bit further...maybe even much further...to see what kinds of trouble you can get yourself in.

These are thoughts running through your head as you fight your way through sleep fog to check your phone and see the date...October 31st.

Happy Halloween.