I guess it was good I never got a pet.

You have the most bizarre dream. Two creatures, vaguely humanoid are talking about you while you drift slowly in a weightless space full of what look like distant stars. You have no idea what they are saying as it is in a language that you imagine no human being has ever heard, but the fact that you are the subject of their heated discussion there can be no doubt to you, although you can’t say why you would know this. One of the beings you somehow imagine as female even though the creature is only vaguely humanoid and seemingly made up of stacks of long crystals of the deepest blues and blacks. The second similarly built creature is a bit larger and by the tone and quality of it’s speech and build you imagine it to be male. They seem to be holding what looks like a lump of clay or rock that the two of them are busying themselves in sculpting while they discuss you far, or perhaps just, below them as the exact concept of space seems to be lost on you at the moment. Their heated debate continues as they fight over the lump, all the while they in turn tug and pull at the clay causing it to change form till you see it is apparent it is taking on humanoid form itself. They seem to be making some kind of doll or sculpture of some kind, ‘how peculiar,’ is all you think. While the male form seems to be doing most of the work the female one does seem to get him to concede to some of her suggestions. After some time the female form seizes the doll from the male one makes a quick final couple of changes and casts it violently to the far corners of wherever you are.

You awaken from your dream with a jolt and drop what you are holding, and almost fall on your head, just barely refraining from screaming as you do. Gripping something metal in front of you that you just sort of knew was there to keep yourself standing. Looking around frantically your eyes straining to focus you are instantly aware of the fact that it is quite hot. “Oh, why is it so hot? Where am I?”

“Shut up and finish those potatoes!” A booming voice screams at you causing you to jump.

Her scream seems to fully wake you. Eyes wide you look around as you instinctively reach into the huge brass tub in front of you and retrieve the dropped potato and 11” razor sharp knife. “Sorry.” Your voice sounds girly, you look down and see a simply tiny body that is wearing a tied leather strap that sits on your hips from which hangs two roughly 6” square pieces of sackcloth, and a heavy leather collar with a ring to attach a leash if needed. You would guess you are maybe 5’ tall and 85 or 90 lbs with either big nipples for a boy or tiny A cups on a girl, with your chest bare and a shaved head you are sort of guessing the first. Then again if you are a boy your voice would seem to make you rather young. While returning to pealing potatoes you fidget and squirm a bit and decide you must be a girl, as nothing seems to hang between your legs.

The owner of the booming voice suddenly steps into view, leash in hand. “The boiler won't light, come with me you have to fix it.” She is a mountain compared to you. She is nearly a foot taller than you and at least 350 lbs, dressed in very old fashioned layers of clothes, a dress maybe? “Do I have to use the leash?” She asks.

When she does a vision floods your mind. You see her clip on the leash and take you into another room with a huge metal boiler. You are given a glowing crystal and **** to climb in and look for the problem. When you find a bone stuck in a pipe she yells for you to pull it out. The instant you do the flame turns on and fills the room. In shock she yells and slams the door shut trapping you inside. As the flames consume you time suddenly stops as the crystalline creature touches the doll to the body, as a dark mist flows out. When it does time rewinds till you snap back to reality just in time to hear the click of her attaching the leash.

“Move.” She demands.