Part 2: Burn the Witch!

"Okay, we're gonna go try one of the other branches" said Lindsey.

"Well, the other branch is to kill a witch" said Susan, "because if Kanami can't take down bunny girls, going up against a witch makes total sense"

READING IN PROGRESS

"Why did Kanami wait until the daytime to **** the witch?" asked Susan.

"I think Gambia meant the DEAD of night" said Lindsey, "anyway, Kanami gets owned by the witch"

"She puts three curses on her"

"Kanami already sucks enough as a ninja. Even with Freya providing for her, she is still not gonna last long with these curses. So I decided fuck dignity"

"So Kanami starts working for the witch. Is Mr. Bone a boy or a girl? Its called mister but it 'politely excuses herself'"

"Mr. Bones is later called a he" said Lindsey.

"Question, does he have a penis?" asked Susan.

"What?"

"He's a skeleton. He does have a penis? And if not, why hasn't he killed himself? How does he live like this? I hope the witch has given him a penis"

"The witch is a dumbass. I mean she should make it so the curses only work when she's not using Kanami for anything"

"So Kanami eats some grapes that make her horny"

"Banberas **** her would be very good from a pornagraphic standpoint. Missed opportunity"

"Apparently one of those Banberas beat a Gecko girl in a fight" said Susan, "I wonder if she's the same person as Kanami's sidekick in the previous branch. Wait, if Banberas are pig people then the offspring would be a pig/gecko hybrid. I wonder what he or she would look like"

"The other announced retirement plans" said Lindsey, "it was obvious he was gonna die"

"So Kanami encounters some heroes led by Cloud Strife"

"The Fire Brigade? What kind of stupid name for a band of heroes is that? They sound like they should be putting out fires"

"I guess the witch would be a metaphorical fire"

"Its still cringeworthy"

"Why does Kanami think the fire made her go deaf?" asked Susan.

"Its obvious that Gambia does not know how to spell 'dead'" said Lindsey.

"I like how Kanami is just thinking about food during all this"

"And get this, the cleric is named Perfect Cell. Why the fuck did she take an oath that causes her to drop dead if she fucks someone? Is there something mentally wrong with her?"

"The witch tells Cell that she'll only let her friends, who she turned into dolls, go if she fucks Kanami 666 times. Since Kanami isn't into girls, this means that Cell has to **** her 666 times"

"Okay, earlier on its stated that Banberas take consent seriously and would never **** Kanami. But then later, its said that they would totally **** her if she wasn't so skilled"

"Some of the narration seems to be Kanami's viewpoint" said Susan, "so Cell counts as a nun, right? Does that mean she whips herself?"

"I doubt it" said Lindsey.

"Its pretty clear that Cell is even stupider than Kanami, so still smarter than Marcie. Who willingly stops eating?"

"Until next time, readers"