Lindsey and Susan read Clumsy Ninja Kanami, by Gambia

"Okay, this story is called Clumsy Ninja Kanami" said Lindsey.

"Its by Gambio" said Susan, "so we'll probably get another loathsome protagonist"

"Elly wasn't that bad"

"Who?"

"Fred and Alice from Dark Lord covered that one"

"Well, I get the feeling we're gonna be saying the words 'completely evil with no redeeming qualities whatsoever' a lot in this review"

READING IN PROGRESS

"This is actually really good" said Susan, "I'm surprised by how great a character Kanami is. I mean Gambio has previously created the three worst protagonists we're read on here and now he's created he best one we've ever read on here"

"Yeah, I was expecting another scumbag like Marcie, Gina or Rina" said Lindsey, "I'm surprised by how much I like Kanami. So Kanami is this ninja who got **** by the Black Swan clan"

"That really their name?" asked Susan, "did they have Natalie Portman making out with Mila Kunis there?"

"What kind of secret ninja organisation gets sued? And how is Kanami even alive? She's only able to find work as a ninja and can never complete any jobs. She should have starved long before the story starts"

"That does remind me of the Gina has no allowance plot hole. So anyway, Lindsey decided do some pest control"

"That chapter title is racist"

"..."

"As far as I can tell, monsters girls seems to different to regular humans, they just have a few animal features like a tail or whatever. So by saying its creepy for humans to mix with them, Gambio is promoting 1950s style racism"

"Okay, I think you might-" said Susan.

"I mean does Gambio think monster girls are an inferior race that should be segregated? Treated as second class citizens? Enslaved? Put into **** camps? Does he wish to march them all into a gas chamber?"

"Can we just move on?"

"With how incompetent Kanami is, I thought I should take the easier quests" said Lindsey, "it backfired horribly. I ended up getting strangled by a bunny girl and then got gangraped by more bunnygirls, promoting the stereotype that bunny girls all wanna **** human women"

"Okay, I have never heard of any such stereotype" said Susan, "you're taking this a bit seriously. It was a happy ending other than that. Not as graphic as Gambio it made out to be"

"Well, we hadn't reached the ten chapters deep thing so I went back and tried to kill a Gecko girl"

"So why did Kanami want to be called a foolish little girl that still needs diapers? Does she have a diaper fetish?"

"That is not what she meant" said Lindsey, "well, Kanami managed to win that round and Gecko became her apprentice. The next quest was to fight a Kappa"

"Whats a Kappa?"

"According to the image, it looks like a slutty elf that lives in water. Well, Kanami and Gecko have a drinking contest with her. They lost. Did Kappa just say boner to refer to a mistake?"

"I don't get it" said Susan.

"Well, you see in the 1940s, a boner meant a mistake" said Lindsey, "there's a Batman comic written at the time and is hilarious now that the meaning of the word has changed"

"Anyway, this ends in failure so they go after a ghost"

"Its a spirit"

"Same thing"

"Apparently not"

"So if the snow is illusionary, why were Kanami and Gecko cold? What does the ghost mean by reader? Is this a fourth wall break?"

"So the ghost possesses Kanami and wants to spend a day at the beach naked as her unfinished business. Unfortunately, it turns out that the ghost would only leave Kanami's body and not the mountain it was haunting"

"In all, it was pretty funny" said Susan, "I liked how Gecko got naked and got Kanami naked and did stuff to her for warmth. I also like how the ghost became completely useless when possessing Kanami and how they tried to beat each other through masturbation"

"Careful not to get your hopes up, Susan" said Lindsey, "Marcie seemed okay at first before she turned out to be an actual sociopath"

"Until next time, readers"