Part 3: Not another girly looking prince

"Okay, so we're gonna follow that last branch" said Lindsey.

READING IN PROGRESS

"So this time, I tried to walk away with my dignity" said Lindsey, "which failed due to the sneezing and the orgasms. Why did the guards just let her go?"

"Why is someone checking out their granddaughter's bra?" asked Susan, "what a pervert"

"Kanami's next mission is to **** the prince. Really, Gambia? A girly looking prince? And you complain about ripping off the Captive Prince?"

"He'll be **** soon? Does Kanami think Poron will become the Grim Reaper if she kills him?"

"Yes, Gambia has trouble spelling dead. Well, Kanami decides she doesn't wanna kill Poron, so she takes him with her. She obviously thinks having someone around who is more useless than her makes her look cool in comparison"

"That makes me wonder what would happen if Poron did become the Grim Reaper"

"It could be bad if Kanami does meet Pitten" said Lindsey, "he looks like the very kinda prince she's into. I think she might ditch Poron"

"Why do they call her Pamela the Painbringer?" asked Susan, "is she into BDSM or something?"

"She hires a ninja named Darkwing Duck to help Pitten kill Poron"

"Darkwing Duck, isn't he that vampire duck from that really old cartoon?"

"I have no idea"

"So now Kanami has to contend with a vampire duck ninja coming after her"

"Oh, for god's sake"

"Pamela's use of the word 'gnat' makes me hope Kanami kills her ass"

"It turns that Kanami has a level cap twice as high as a normal person's" said Lindsey, "how is she so incompetent? And 'plenty impressive'? Doesn't Gambia mean pretty impressive?"

"You're not gonna faint like you did with Naive and Erotic Roommates, are you?" asked Susan.

"Gambia's grammar isn't bad enough for that, it just really bothers me when he says things like '****' when he means 'dead'. Buy him an ice? An ice what?"

"Maybe she is just gonna buy him some ice"

"But the storyline itself is good. I like how Poron might turn out really awesome. I'm hoping he doesn't end up like Cutie, being completely pointless"

"Maybe Hard Candy ends with Cutie stabbing Marcie"

"We'll talk about why Marcie would have ended up like the student council president when we finish Hard Candy"

"Kalar crystal? Isn't that the thing that powers lightsabers?"

"From what I can tell, they're just people with crystals in their heads" said Lindsey, "you know the ironic thing is that auto-correct keeps changing Poron to Moron. It seems appropriate given the 'people die when they're killed' thing"

"Whats Parancho and primogeniture?" asked Susan.

"So Kalar are all female and need men of other races to breed. Shouldn't the non-Kalar blood have caused the Kalar blood to eventually dilute? How did the first Kalar come about?"

"So it turns out Poron has a diaper fetish"

"And Kanami thinks you can get pregnant through your butt"

"I did wonder why it was called doggy style"

"Well, the result went pretty much as expected" said Lindsey, "Kanami and Poron decided to get the fuck outta there. The crime boss does the backstab the guy they hired cliche despite getting very little benefit from it. I understand his point about her one day being hired to kill him but there must be a lot of assassins that it wouldn't really make a difference"

"Freya is also an idiot" said Susan, "turning this guy into a Grim Reaper is gonna end very badly for her"

"Until next tine, readers"