Park Perks

As Kathy and Ruth sipped their drinks, they each grew a little tipsy. "Damn, these are strong," said Kathy.

"But delicious," said Ruth. "This is easily the best tasting cocktail ever."

"I agree." Kathy looked around. "Do you notice anything odd about the crowd?"

"Yeah, most, if not all the guys are young, and most of if not all the women are our age."

"That can't be a coincidence, can it?"

The women kept sipping until they finished their drinks.

An other park attendant approached them: "Ladies, you've been chosen to help inaugurate some new rides."

"Well, OK then!" said Ruth.

"What rides?" asked Kathy.

"Well, there's the Three-Hole Monte, The Spit-Roaster, and the Baster."

The two women consulted and decided to try one.