One morning, Ruby finds a naughty picture in the dorm hallway...

Ruby Rose was many things: Five feet, two inches of awkward scythe-swinging innocence; Team leader extraordinaire; Cookie Monster's biggest fan. But most of all, she was an early riser. How else could she fit in so many amazing activities for the most awesome girls in the world?

At 6:00 A.M. sharp, Ruby's scroll buzzed to life. It bounced its way off her tilted her bunk's bedpost, landed on her mattress and slid between the snoozing girl's sheets to jolt her awake. She twitched and gave a surprised giggle, then shut it off as quick as she could. She hadn't expected the Tickle Alarm to actually work; this was going to revolutionize sleeping schedules as they knew it!

Ruby lifted her Beowolf-styled sleep mask and blinked the bleariness from her eyes with a long, wide yawn. Time for Team RWBY to begin another picture-perfect day!

Ruby hopped down her bunk bed silently, taking care not to step on any of the messes of candy wrappers, shopping bags or other crinkly land mines that might disturb her snoozing teammates. She grabbed her shower kit and makeup to head for the dorm bathrooms, but paused halfway to the bedroom door. She glanced back over her shoulder at Weiss' bed.

The delicate little heiress was in as deep a sleep as she'd ever been. Even over Yang's snores, Ruby could hear her best friend's slow, steady breaths. She sighed. Weiss was, for some reason, completely and utterly exhausted. Alas, there would be no shower shenanigans this day. She stepped outside and closed the door quietly behind herself.

Ruby took a step. Paper crinkled beneath her feet. She froze.

Slowly, Ruby lifted her foot. Her silver eyes went wide. It might have been crushed and crinkled now, but she had definitely stepped on a freshly printed picture of a butt.

Her butt.