Ruby's nudes are all over the dorm hallway!

It was a cute butt.

Someone had filled an 8.5" x 11" paper with a high-def picture of a girl's bare naked butt. There was no mistaking those pale, rosy cheeks for anything but ripe fruit waiting to be plucked. The girl's hips swept gently in the suggestive shape of an hourglass to caress the edges of the paper. Her soft, supple cheeks begged to be pinched. This girl's butt had it all: sensuous, inviting curves; smooth, unblemished skin; just shapely enough to tease, but not full enough to get in the way.

It was Ruby's butt.

"Oh my Gosh," Ruby gasped, clenching her fists and dancing back and forth. She glanced down the hall quickly- no one was there, thank goodness. She swiped the picture and crushed it into as tight a ball as she could. This filth must never be seen!

A hot flash of shame washed over Ruby. Why was this in front of her team's dorm room? Where did it come from? What did they want? Did they have even more pictures of her?!

She looked down the hallway again, and she got an answer. It wasn't the one she wanted.

There were pieces of paper in front of every. Single. Dorm room.

"No! Nonono!" Ruby squeaked softly. She dashed as quietly as she could to Team JNPR's door to find another marvelously detailed photo on equally exquisite paper, this time of her front.

At last, Ruby's breasts were revealed outside of her infuriatingly concealing black combat dresses and dark blazers. Two pale, magnificent breasts practically burst off the page. Lush, lovingly firm and just large enough to satisfy roving hands, Ruby boobs were a sight to behold.

However, anyone wanting to see all of Ruby's beautiful bouncing beanbags would be disappointed to find that the sweet prize in the center, Ruby's nipples, were infuriatingly censored by a pair of cartoon corgis. Far from happy, Ruby was even more ashamed: anyone with a pair of eyes and active imagination could trace the subtle beginnings of light rouge skin peeking around the censoring corgis to imagine the full size and color of the cherries atop Ruby's hush puppies.

Ruby blushed crimson and shredded the paper into a thousand pieces, not even caring about the noise. She threw the pieces into the air, and dashed to the next dorm room over to find the same picture of her boobs, only this time her nipples were censored with Grimm skulls.

"Who are you and why must you be so cruel!?" Ruby whined pathetically. **** for a hiding place, she crumpled the photo up and stuffed it down her pajama bottoms.

Ruby raced to the next dorm room to find that this was yet another new photo. She picked it up, equal parts horrified and mortified.

This time, the picture was a zoomed-in shot of a thin, mousy bushel of black hairs. In the center of that bushel, so thin and wispy you had to know they were there to even see them, there were a few strands of red.

"I wanna dieeeee," Ruby sniffled.