One More

Maybe just one more to test his luck. And to mess with Harmony. She deserved it.

So what else did Harmony do that honked him off? Preeeetty much everything she did annoyed him. But the main thing he found annoying was the fact that she got off on embarrassing others. Making herself feel better by twisting the knife in others. So if he set his mind to do something that would embarrass Harmony it would balancing the scales, as it were.

Now his first two changes to Harmony certainly made her ridiculous. But not in a way that embarrassed her. While others might laugh behind her back Harmony herself still thought of herself as sexy and 'all that'. Teenage boys fixating on her huge boobies certainly helped reinforce that self delusion. And outside of Cordelia herself no one in her circle of female friends was going to dare say something to Harmony's face. And since dating him Cordelia's rep wasn't what it once was.

Now what could possibly embarrass Harmony?

The only thing he could think of, was the thing that embarrassed every other teenager. Parents. Her dad was a banker and her mom was a stay at home mom. Nothing too embarrassing.

But he could change that. Xander fought the urge to laugh maniacally and rub his hands together in a diabolical manner. And he knew just how to do it.

13- Melody Kendall is a former swimsuit model/ Playboy Centerfold/Penthouse Pet. She was known for having natural 36 E breasts and being a cheerful, happy ditzy blonde bimbo. Her biggest claim to fame was being in the movie Caligula. Now in her 40s she works out everyday to remain in model shape and from time to time still does modeling work if the money is correct. She often does private photo shoots for her husbands personal collection.

14- Melody Kendall is a m.i.l.f., a sexy and alluring temptress to the neighborhood males. She often dresses in the most revealing outfits that are meant for teenagers. Other times she only wears bikinis be it regular, string, slingshot, microkini. The rest of the time she wears spandex workout clothing. She is known around town for going jogging in her bikinis.

15- Melody Kendall is a 'cool mom'. A woman trying to hang onto her youth by trying be hip and cool and friends with her daughter and her daughter's friends. She tries to keep up with all the latest fashion and slang that the kids are into. She allows wild parties at the Kendall home in an attempt to be seen as the coolest mom in Sunnydale, making sure to invite the cool kids and the nerds so that everyone at Sunnydale High knows she's a 'cool mom'.

16- Melody Kendall big secret is the she is secretly into nerds. While she can appreciate jocks, body builders and the more muscular manly man types she is truly turned on the most by nerds and geeks. Melody is aware that as a ditzy bimbo she often isn't paying close enough attention to the her finances and the world around her, she hopes having a smart man around her will keep her from making embarrassing bimbo blunders.

Well... the world wasn't ending so it was time to keep changing things. Although he shouldn't be shocked. It wasn't like Harmony's mom was some momentous figure in the course of human history. His next few changes might make some waves... Harmony's dad was actually something of a mover and a shaker in the business world. Or at least as much as it mattered in Sunnydale. So probably not a global big wig he needed to worry about.

17- Daniel Kendall is a huge nerd. A D&D player from the first module. A comic book reader who has been reading since he first picked up a Lee and Kirby Fantastic 4. A grindhouse fan who has a massive bootleg collection of samurai, kung fu and Kaiju movies. Daniel has a room in the Kendall mansion that no one but him is allowed into, it contains all of his D&D miniatures, modules, his many, many comic books and his film collection. Included in his personal collection are photos/ private movies of Melody dressed up as various comic characters: Red Sonja in her chain mail bikini, Vampirella in her red sling bikini, White Queen in her Hellfire Club outfit, Wonder Woman tied up in her golden lasso.

18- Daniel Kendall is a voyeur and a cuckold. Nearing 50 he is looking for a proxy to act out his fantasies with his wife. He is looking for someone who reminds him of himself as a teenager. Xander Harris is someone Daniel has recently taken an interest in. He finds Xander to be a near exact match to himself as a teenager.

And... the world wasn't ending. Xander smiled to himself, he could do this. He could use the Master P.C. and not have the world burn down around him. And he could be a little more adventurous then he had been.