On multiple occasions

Ross says, “That never happened! She basically stalked me after camp! She moved to Indianapolis near where I was living. Then she moved to Colorado after I moved out there! She was obsessed with me. Why would she fuck my friend?”

I reply, “I happened to see her when she was in Indianapolis, and when she was in Colorado. It might have been a coincidence she moved to where you were, but it wasn’t a coincidence when she texted me asking to be used.”

Monica gasps, “Oh my god. This is true?”

I nod, “It really helped me get aggression out, and she fucking loved it.”

“What the fuck!?” Joey yells. “Why didn’t she call me? I would’ve shit in her mouth.”

“Too far, hunny,” Phoebe pats his thigh then looks at me. “I would have never guess you had that in you. Pissing on a girl.” Something in her eyes tells me she’s turned on by my story.

Rachel looks at her husband, a little disgusted, “You were with this trashy girl?”

He defends himself, “I never did any of that to her. She liked it sweet and gentle. Chandler is making this up about her to try and make me jealous.”

“It sounds like you are jealous,” Monica says. “Sounds like you wish you could’ve been rough with her. If only you knew she would’ve liked it.”

Ross keeps his mouth shut. He doesn’t want to say too much with his conservative wife watching him.

“Come on. Tell us about some of the other dirty shit you did to this little blonde,” Phoebe says.