Of course not

Just as Xander finished swinging his arm, but before he could start the next, something unexpected happened. A small ball of fire, about the same size as a golf or table-tennis ball, flew out of the tip of the wand. In the span of just a couple seconds, it crossed the entirety of the room and collided with the opposite wall.

Shocked, frozen solid, Xander found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wit and regained his senses, a wide, almost creepy, smile split his face.

Yes! Haha, finally! I always knew something like this would happen eventually! No longer will I have to be content to just read about this, now I can live it!

As it so happens, Xander had been fantasising about something like this happening to him for a long, long time. Not this specifically, of course, but some kind of supernatural phenomenon to up-heave his whole life.

Oh, shit, I should probably take care of that flame.

"Uh, water?" said Xander with another swish of his hand. Just like before, a small ball of, this time, water materialised out of nowhere and shot out into the room. There it followed the same trajectory as his previous flaming spell, and put out the slowly growing fire on the wall.

Whew, that was close. Maybe I should be careful what magic I try to do... Nah, that's boring. Let me try something.

He hurried to the bathroom where he stood in front of a mirror. Upon further consideration, he also quickly stripped out of his clothes, leaving him naked in front of the mirror. Which also showed his semi erect cock.

Damn, didn't think this power would go to my head this fast. I always knew power aroused me, but this quickly?

Anyway, back to magic. Alright, so all I have to do is point it at stuff and then say what I want to happen. Or think, based on what happened with that fire-bolt. Yeah, it'll be much easier to do it that way.

Xander pointed the wand at himself and though real hard. Maybe the hardest he'd thought in a while. And as he opened his eyes he saw that nothing changed.

"Dang it."

Why didn't it work? Did the wand only have two charges? God I hope not. That'd be such a huge waste. But what then?

Wait, don't tell me... this is one of those bullshit magics that can't affect the caster, isn't it? How am I going to get my big schlong and super fit body now?