A happy accident

Xander was somewhat frustrated when there was a vigorous knock at his door. He opened it without thinking that he was completely naked. Standing there was his landlady, Sonja. She was shocked to see him like that. "That's it, I've had enough of you!" she shouted at him once she had composed herself. "I constantly have to remind you to pay your rent. And on top of that, you've never even bothered to do the cleaning when it's your turn. And now you open the door like this! I've completely had enough. I'll give you notice to vacate today."

Xander had always remained calm when his landlady had something to complain about. He had even voluntarily paid a little extra when he'd forgotten to pay his rent. And now she simply wanted to throw him out. Without realizing that he still had the wand in his hand, and visibly annoyed, he shouted at her. "I've hardly given you any trouble so far, and I've always been quiet when you had something to complain about, but that's enough. If you're going to kick me out anyway, then I might as well tell you straight to youre faces. Do you know what you are to me? An ass. That's all you are, plain and simple." Without realizing it, he pointed the wand at Sonja. A white bolt of lightning shot out and struck Xander's landlady. The first thing that happened was that her head turned 180 degrees without killing her. Then her body began to sink into her head. At the same time, her arms and legs were pulled back into her body. When only her buttocks remained below her head, they weren't simply absorbed but seemed to merge with her head. The whole process only took a few seconds, and in the end, all that was left of Xander's landlady was a plump ass with two eyes on its buttocks.

"Oh shit," Xander thought as he quickly picked her up and carried her into his apartment. There, he laid her down on his couch. She looked at him in a panicked way, caught up in her new situation. "What do I do now?" he thought. "I completely forgot I still had the magic wand, and is my landlady nothing more than some kind of living sex toy?" But as he thought this, he suddenly realized that this was his chance. She had always gotten on his nerves, and now he could get his ****.

He went to her, and this time she glared at him angrily. "If I were you, I'd think twice about that look." Then he grabbed his penis with one hand and began to rub it. As his member grew harder and harder, he watched with pleasure as Sonja's expression changed from anger to fear. Once his penis was fully erect, he grabbed both her buttocks and gently spread them apart. Then he rammed his penis into her with full ****. He spent the next few minutes treating her like a common toy. When he was finished, she looked bewildered. She couldn't, or wouldn't, believe what had just happened.