Nowhere, in a hurry

I looked at Jana as I weaved in and out of traffic. I told her to take off her shirt, and she dutifully obliged, showcasing the boobs I had grown so familiar with this afternoon. The light was dimming, so I turned the light on in the cruiser to get a better look.

I nearly hit a semi, so I weaved onto the shoulder for a while, slowing my vehicle down. Jana's look of worry faded as she locked eyes on me, slipping off her pants to expose her nude form. She began masturbating as I slipped off my seatbelt and jeans, hitting the cruise control to take them off completely.

She eyed my cock hungrily, but I tell her to fuck, not suck, and she giggled as she straddled me, leaving barely enough room to see the empty tollway ahead of me.

Danger surrounds as she fucked me. A family van swerves into a ditch, a semi-truck falls over, but I care no bit. I am above the law. I am fucking a police officer in her own car as we---

I slam into the concrete barrier seperating the tollway from the exit that would've led me back home. I will next arrive home in a coffin.

RIP Everly Greer 2000-2019

RIP Jana Sheridan 1993-2019

RIP John Doe 2001-2019

Don't fuck and drive, kids.