Now wait just a minute

Joyce Summers was an Asian America woman with dyed blonde hair a toned dancer's musculature graced with gigantic 44 I cup breasts a 24 waist and 40 bubble butt. Her pale skin was decorated with a group of blue and yellow butterflies on her right arm from wrist to elbow, a heart surrounded by roses, ivy and lilies on her back, and the Rolling Stones lips and tongue on her shaved clean pubic area. Both of her nipples were pierced with barbells and her clitoral hood was pierced with a hoop.

Blinking as his brain rebooted Xander was momentarily overcome by new memories. He'd accidentally changed the change. He'd overwritten his old new memories with newer memories of this newer world with a blended Joyce. Hot, steamy sex filled memories. With Joyce.... Lots of sex... lots and lots of hot steamy triple x-rated sexxx with this new shockingly uninhibited sexually voracious Joyce Summers. Every kind of sex there was to be had he'd had with his newly improved ultra curvaceous half asian Joyce... it was beautiful. He'd even been part of a threesome between Joyce and some hot woman she'd met at a club last summer....

And it all started during his possession when his Hyena self had gone after not Buffy but Joyce. He'd tracked her to her work, stalked her into her office and then claimed his mate. New Joyce was a bit of a freak and went with it. Her daughters nice guy friend shows up acting weird, trapped her against the wall and then ground his cock into her crotch while he manhandled a boob? Joyce had started dripping like a faucet. He bit her neck to mark her as his while he ripped her shirt down the middle and pulled her bra down to attacked her boobs with his hands? Joyce seemed to have had a small orgasm as she gasped, shook and shivered against him. He bent her over her desk, tore her skirt off and ripped her thong apart before plunging his massive cock into her without any foreplay and pulling her hair while telling her in a growl that her pussy was his? Sploosh, Joyce came on the spot and gushed out a flood of pussy juice. Flipped her onto her back, fucked her deep enough to touch her cervix, bite one breast while all but milking the other and finishing with his hyena possessed self actually knotting inside he as he blew his load of cum deep in her? Joyce came like a waterfall, called him 'daddy' as her eyes rolled back into her head as she actually passed out from the pleasure.

He wasn't crying with joy.

He just had an eyelash caught in his eye.

Seriously.

He did grimace at the aftermath of the Hyena possession. When the Scooby gang had finally fit the pieces together it had taken them a few hours to finally track him down. Accidentally as it happened, they'd stopped by Joyce's gallery so that Buffy could ask her not answering the phone Mom if she could stay out late to look for the seemingly missing Xander. Finding him fucking Joyce's blissed out in a euphoric stupor self answered the question of why Joyce wasn't answering her phone. Buffy had been a mite peeved. And beaten the holy hell out of him. It wasn't like he could have evaded the angry Slayer being still knotted inside of Joyce. Despite how much he loved the fucking he happily pretended not to remember any of it when the gang exorcised the Hyena from him. Even with that Buffy still gave him the evil eye for a month and refused to let him into her house. Or anywhere near her mother. Who turned bright red and started panting the few times he did manage to see her in passing.

The first time he was alone with Joyce after the Hyena possession Joyce had grabbed him by his balls and demanded to know what happened to the stud who claimed her as his? Trying to play it off as a bad reaction to **** didn't cut it, she didn't care if he didn't remember, she did. Joyce wanted her 'Daddy' and wanted him hilt deep in her drooling quim. It was an interesting experience to have a beautiful woman manhandle you into an amazon position and ride you until you blew your load inside of her all the while Joyce was demanding he man up and show her who was in charge. More than a little offended as she insulted his manliness Xander had caught his second wind rolled them over until Joyce was face down and ass up while he went balls deep and stayed that way inside her. He then proceeded to fuck his 'bitch' until she was a 'good girl' and obeyed her 'Daddy'. When she came that time Xander wasn't sure if it was an orgasm or a seizure but given it ended with Joyce smiling and mewling about being a 'good girl for daddy' he figured it was okay.

And so started his secret sex life with Joyce Summers.

Staring at the screen Xander was feeling caught. He knew he'd screwed up. He knew he'd made a big mistake and taking advantage of it was terrible, horrible, and down right dastardly... But on the other hand he'd lost his virginity to the most smoking hot MILF that ever MILFed and to this day she still let him do whatever he wanted to her body when they had a moment to get together and Buffy or the gang weren't around.

That wasn't even touching the snowball effect his screw up caused in Buffy. Cause changing Joyce had changed Buffy. For the better in his humble perverted opinion. His changes had made Buffy just a touch taller but more importantly it had made Buffy bustier, heck, all around curvier. Old Buffy was many thing but she had not been blessed with big boobs and round butt. New Buffy was sporting triple D boobs and a badonkadonka butt Sir Mix-a-lot would sing about. And she wasn't even done growing yet!

On the one hand he should see about changing things back as this was a screw up but on the other hand weren't things better this way?

Joyce was happier. She was still a successful art gallery owner and a good mom who loved her kid and tried to have an active social life. Only now she had a successful social life with plenty of dates that ended well for all involved. No killer robots trying to kidnap her to underground bunkers. Ted was just too white bread for his new and improved Joyce. And it's not like she paraded a series of lovers thru her house, she was very discrete about when she had guests over, trying to be considerate to Buffy being a typical kid and being mortified at their parents having a sex life. And Joyce made extra double sure to keep him and her fucking a secret from Buffy.

He made a mental note that he'd have to do something about the Ted robot as Buffy hadn't broken it this time around. Maybe Master P.C. could turn Ted into something useful?

Buffy was... still Buffy and bitching about her destiny but she seemed happier. Granted she bitched about her mom dating... but she had bitched about Joyce dating before he'd messed things up. And he'd witnessed Buffy use her new curves to get things from boys all the time, hell, when she first came back in Junior year and used him as a stripper pole to make Angel jealous she'd ground that bubble butt against him like there was no tomorrow. So she wasn't unhappy about being super curvy and apparently being the Slayer meant she didn't have the same back problems a regular woman with huge boobs had.

He made a mental note to fix Joyce's back so that her huge boobs didn't cause her any problems. It's not like he needed a reason to give Joyce a back rub. He was sure Joyce would loved them even without the ache caused by carrying around her huge boobs. And playing around with massage oil was always a fun time.

Thinking it over Xander came to the decision that he was happier. Jeeeeezus Christ was he happier. Being well fucked made apocalypse season more manageable. Maybe not having a sex life was part of the reason Buffy was so pissed off about being the Slayer? Hell, he could fix that.

Everyone was happy. Mostly.

Wasn't that what was most important? Wasn't that what was best in life?