Man of the House

Considering all the things that had happened because of the changes he used Master P.C. to make Xander considered this quite possibly the best outcome possible.

Well, almost the best.

The idea bubbling up in the back of his mind would be the best possible outcome.

For him.

It wouldnt hurt anyone else, at least. In fact it might even make their lives better. A win win.

So why shouldnt he make the change, really?

14- upon finding out about the bad home life Xander had with his parents Joyce let him live in the spare bedroom at her house. No one comments on the care and feeding of Xander's situation or thinks anything involved with the situation is strange.

Xander had to keep from moaning in delight. It was all working out like he thought it would. Better even.

That last little bit about ignoring the situation, he'd written to keep officals and social workers from looking into things. But it had others benefits. Buffy benefits. She turned a blind to anything odd happening between him and Joyce so long as it could be connected to their living arrangements.

Buffy had only last night walked right past him going down on Joyce on the dining room table because Joyce had been able to say she was feeding Xander. Which was technically True, from a certain point of view. Joyce had a righteously wet pussy and when eaten correctly she could have a squirting orgasm. Last night she'd squirted quite a bit and Xander had been happily lapping it up.

Buffy ignored a lot of things these days. Joyce was pretty insatiable and Xander was always ready to fuck. And all that needed to be said was that Joyce was 'seeing to his well being' and Buffy would blithely ignore Xander fucking Joyce in the ass on the living room floor. Joyce had mockingly started to call it, 'collecting rent'. Buffy never asked why her mom needed to collect rent three or four times a day.

All Thanks to Master P.C.

And there were other benefits. Joyce was super happy to have a Man of the House, once again. She was going above and beyond to be a homemaker. Like a super sexualized version of the 50s sitcom mom.

She started her day early, getting up early to shower and make herself sexy. Woke Xander with some kind of sex. Then got dressed. Tried to wake Buffy up. Then made breakfast. He and Joyce would eat while Buffy eventually got moving. They'd try to have some kind of quickie sex as Buffy finally got ready. Then off to school/work.

Then there was the post school/work schedule. Joyce would be home by 5 to start making dinner. Dinner was usually ready before 6 and as they would sit and eat Joyce would casually sink under the table, crawl to Xander and give him oral(although lately since noticing Buffy ignored everything she had Xander stand next to her, jerked him off until he came and then directed his cum onto her food. Buffy accepting that as just 'adding a sauce' to the meal. Hell, she'd even tried a bit of Joyce's baked potato that night) After dinner was homework time where Joyce would be encouraging and offer shoulder massages. Buffy and Xander got different versions of this, Xander's included Joyce pressing her awesome tits against his back while whispering perverted sex ideas into his ear. Buffy's did not include that. 8 to bedtime was free time where anything could happen and often did. Then sometime between 10 and 11, due to Buffy's insistence, he was to do whatever he had to to do to distract Joyce so that Buffy could sneak out to slay. Which usually meant he escorted Joyce up to her bedroom and fucked her for two or three hours until they both just fell into exhausted sleep on her bed.

It was good to be the man of the Summers household. He barely ever slept in the bedroom Joyce had originally offered him.