Not yet.

After I was finally released from those girls, my entire trek down this parade route was basically me getting stopped to take more photos by random people. It was completely humiliating but at the very least, they thought I was a sideshow attraction for the parade so no one thought to call the police on me...yet. Some of the people I took pictures with grabbed my butt or felt up my abs while I was photographed. Since I had to pretend to be part of the act I had to fake a smile for every photo and feebly tell myself I should at least feel grateful that I had my sign to cover up since I've been through much worse. Except for that one time when some young college girl actually stole my sign while her sister snapped a photo of us. The girl took several more pictures of me trying to get the sign back. Flailing around in the nude while playing keep away with a college girl, her sister successfully captured a few candid photos of my flopping dick. After a good laugh and many more photos, the girl finally gave back my sign and kissed me on the cheek right before I booked it out of there. I was stopped four or five more times by random pedestrians to take more embarrassing photos before I ran into somebody I knew.