Try to cover up.

I couldn't head back in the building where Zelda's book club awaited me and I only had a matter of moments before someone saw me. Luckily, I spotted a man in a robot costume holding up a cardboard sign trying to get the crowd's attention. After a moment, the robot set his sign down on a bench and walked away. I figured the guy must be going on break. Either way, I saw an opportunity and I took it.

Though I don't like stealing, I was in a **** situation. Still cupping my junk, I ran over to the discarded sign and held it in front of me for cover. The sign had to have been a yard wide and two feet long, it wasn't much but it was better than nothing. I told myself I was going to have to return this sign to the robot later after I found some clothes.

Looking left and right to see if the coast was clear, I padded down the sidewalk towards the direction of my workplace. I managed to make it half a block without being seen since most of the people were too focused on the parade floats in the street to see the naked man sneaking behind them. Alas, there were still too many people out here for me to go unnoticed completely.

"Oh my gosh! Is that man naked?"

"Well you can tell by that fine ass he clearly isn't wearing anything!"

"What's he carrying in front of him? If he is going to streak at least do it right!"

Blushing, I could tell that the voices were coming from behind me as I turned a corner. So I turned around so I could see who noticed me and position my sign to obstruct my nudity.

The ones who saw me were three women with curvy figures. Their large eyes that were ogling my butt a second ago had to face my sign that was covering my front. All three looked down, "Oh! So that is what this is about." The three women both nodded to each other and approached me. Two of them came to my sides and stood next to me facing their third friend who was taking out her camera. The two women beside me placed their hands on my shoulders and posed cutely putting up peace signs. "Be sure to get the whole thing Betty," the girl on my right pointed towards the sign that I was still carrying "I want to make the most of all the attractions at this event."

"He is pretty attractive." The girl called Betty snapped a picture of me and her two friends standing close together. In my haste, I realized I never bothered to see what was on the sign I was carrying for modesty. I leaned forward a bit and read the words upside down but I understood them quite clearly. The cardboard sign I was carrying said: "Please take your photo with me." That figures. I thought as I blushed from ear to ear while Betty snapped some more pictures of me and her friends.